Sadly true. But i don't have a Facebook sooo...
@The Muffin, funny you should say that. I just made a profile a few weeks after my birthday, and the only people who remembered were my parents. I sympathize.
Facebook is 7 years old!?
@Link, facebook is 9 years old now. Oh he grew up so fast *tear rolls down cheek*
@retoest, facebook is now 11 years old. *multiple tears roll down cheek*
@sillyfrenchfries, facebook is now 12 years old. *a lake's worth of tears roll down cheek*
School: get no happy birthdays, Facebook: get 200 happy birthdays.
Stay up 'til midnight before birthday. Watch Facebook when it turns to midnight. 12:00. All of a sudden, 1 notification. So... IT BEGINS.
I left a comment on every post on my wall. Never. Again.
^Both rap battles i said, I made up as I typed them :)
I got a birthday card saying: I knew it was your birthday because.... (inside) it was on Facebook.
Well, they gave us 16 new pictures.....but they all kinda suck.... I can't decide if I should be satisfied or not
I've been making a parody of Amish paradise called Irish paradise.......a few or my lines are ,..... we sell gin at discount price livin in an Irish paradise.....we have crazy drunken fights liven in an Irish paradise....I 'still whiskey one or twice liven in an Irish paradise
^DOOOO IIIIIT. Let's write a murdering shoes rap.
^^Thanks for the advice, but a chunk of what you just said didn't make sense either.
I know it wasn't 5/5 star rapping, but trolls piss me off, so I say "f***ing" a lot. And I just decided to do that. I'm not nicepeter with ERB.
^By both, i mean this, and the one on the pic bout crying girls.
I didn't get any happy birthdays on my Facebook :'(
@SpeedySnail: DJ can you hear me? Ok lets get this started. When I'm done beatin' you down, you gon' leave here brokenhearted. You ain't cool, You f***in tool. I rap great, You rap late, You rhyme slow, You f***in blow! Get outta my face, you sad disgrace. :::: You're just a sad wannabe! With all them bitches wantin' me! You used to rhyme, but then you f***ing took an arrow in the knee. :::: You can be quick, jump the candlestick, but your rhymes are whack. You can fall down and break your crown but you STILL AIN'T JACK. :::: Yeah me? It's like I'm straight from the ghetto! And you? Go f***in' frollick in your meadow. :::: I think I'm done, I think I'm through. Now let's all see what you can do. This is my town. So hands down! Son, take a seat, you just got beat.
How many people really had a Facebook in 2004?
Why would I want to become a @SpeedySnail? I would just become a troll.
Did you make that up JSE? Or are they lyrics?
It's times like this that just make me say God bless America
Oh Facebook does more than that if you know what I mean ;)
Funny how funny pics posts 4 pages of new pics after everyone bitches them out, even tho all the new pics suck
Omg hey is it ur birthday? Yeah how'd u know? It was on Facebook !
You kids....turning beautiful poetry into this retarded music. Pretty much all rap is about sex, killing people, drugs, girls, and money. Bunch of idiots. It's not even music. Anybody can talk into a microphone.
yo jse that was dope haha im new here let this peacock spread his wings... yo speedysnail you think you got it/ but we all know that you aint got s**t; get your a** up, get the f**** off your seat/ i hope that that is something that i wont have to repeat; leave your moms basement, or at least pay some rent/ but your screenname aint the only thing that dont make cents
i like how on the first 3/4ths of these comments, all of speedysnail's posts are thumbed down and the rest have at least one thumb up.
@Jse it's not really a rap battle if he's not rapping, its just sorta a rap massacre. Like the first 3 minutes of saving private ryan
I was going to write a rap but TL;DW
*Remember* would have made more sense to me.
Jse, that was pretty good, but try to decrease the member of times you say f***in, it kinda takes away from some of the other things you said. Cause some of them were really good
OH GOD SO MUCH WIN!
Should temp ban speedysnail?
Like 28 new pics today
Ahhh 2004, does anyone else remember myspace?
Yo JSE I'll write some new rhymes for a small fee. It might take some time, but it will flow just like an organized crime. We talk about speedy snail, and how he is a troll. I bet just to be funny he would sell his soul. See how I did this without any swearing? That's because I'm not like you, I don't end up caring.
^I wasn't talking bout that part. That part was good. I just forgot what I was talking about then...
@jse well by dont make cents it means he doesnt have a job or earn money also it sounds like sense cuz snails cant be speedy so his name doesnt make any sense
Avoid should be abounds. =/ autocorrect
^my love for you avoids in waves: none on earth can try to hide it: even in the deepest caves: it comes bursting forth and I cannot fight it:: your matchless features: your eyes divine: more beautiful than anything taught by preachers: I'm lucky just to call you mine. That right there is poetry. I wrote that in like 20 mins I'm so gifted.
7 pages of funny I hope !!!!!
*FFA'er of the month* and capitan of b.i.g. Team