I read that as "sexiest" and I got very confused
@Glorious Grapefruit, the words "daughter" and "sex" generally don't go so well in the same sentence.
@Oh No Its Dan, I had sex with my father-in-law's daughter. Boom
@Lord Commander Snow, "generally". You could also day, "I had daughter with my father-in-law's sex."
@Oh No Its Dan, I daughter my with had sex-in-father
@Lord Commander Snow, so tell me how it went? Give me all the deets
@Oh No Its Dan, I had sex with my daughter. Am I doing this right?
@Rias Gremory, you're doing something right! Lmao
My ex said there were boy chores and girl chores. Boys: Lawn. Garbage. Grocery carrying. Cleaning bathroom. Doing dishes (cook never cleans them). Laundry. Fixing the vehicles. Girls: Dinner, but she couldn't cook so I did that too!
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, wooooow as a girlfriend we would split chores. Whether I'm outside and he's inside or visa versa :3
@Batdoge, Your bf is a lucky man.
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, he was. But he left me ._.
@Batdoge, oh no!! Just fill out this form here. Just basic stuff for your gf application. I'll look it over when I have I chance.
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, let's get some bacon wrapped bacon
@Batdoge, as long as you cook it ;)
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, you got the dishes 😜
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, 😎 that's how I roll
@Batdoge, deal 😂😀
BOOM parenting b!tch
My ex liked to mow.
@Bonersaurus, *bro hug* I know what it feels like, I just broke up with my ex
This was on 9Gag
@Random thinker , I'll make you 9Gag
@Devils Avocado, uh huh how pray tell are you going to do that? With your pathetically small pecker or with the stench of the dump you are taking now?
@Random thinker , why not both?
@Devils Avocado, so you are admitting to currently taking a dump and having a tiny pecker?
@Random thinker , I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations
@Random thinker , OH SH!T!
Shouldnt be the confessing tiger
Parenting done right