Church is not a hotel for Saints - it's a Hospital for sinners
@HeadlessHampster, *points up, then lowers finger and begins to think*
@HeadlessHampster, *nods and claps*
@HeadlessHampster, I want to downvote but it's true
@HeadlessHampster, That's so deep Jesus could walk over the words and not get his feet wet with the meaning
@No Sjit, The things I learned from Leave it to Beaver .....
@HeadlessHampster, is that really from that show? Lol man, that's awesome
@HeadlessHampster, I love this line and I am going to use it in the future
@HeadlessHampster, yh great hospital... Teach everyone there's a magic man in the sky that can read your thoughts and punish you for thought crimes and if you don't follow the rules you get to burn in fire forever...
They will end up needing to be in a mental institution, a suiting place for adults that talk to imaginary friends
@DaddyWurzel, ah, I do enjoy watching straw men get picked apart! Do continue.
obviously Zeus is the real king of the gods, he can kill people with his cool lightening bolts!
Yahweh just kills babies,
and Hercules is way cooler than Jesus, I don't think I even need to list the reasons why, it's obvious.
@DaddyWurzel, did you rent your cherry picker or do you own it?
I sexually identify as a car. YOU CAN'T OPPRESS ME
@Darth Sion, 2k15!!!!
@Darth Sion, I sexually identify as an oppressor, you f*cking bigot!
@Darth Sion, are you a Scion ?
What if I am a transformer?
@sweatysocks, then you must find the all-spark.
As a Christian car I find this offensive
@Captain Zenu, whoever downvoted you, smh. Some people... the joke SOARS over their head lel.
I am carkin you insensitive sh!tlord! Check your privilege
Don't tell me how to live my life! " vroom vroooooom"
But... I'm not a car? Vroom? 😢
Guys... I can't find the funny... Help
@Banter, it's true but not funny.
Serial killer claims to be Christian and doing the lords work. "Dang he said he's a Christian so it must be true and all Christians must be like him" -atheists
@spam1992, very few atheists think that...
@spam1992, I'm an atheist and I think anyone who thinks like that is a horrible person
If you find the right one It definitely helps bring you closer to God though.
@ExtraGFromNiger, yh especially if you find a church on a hill
Just like how a not funny pic on funny pics doesn't become funny just for being on funny pics?
And just because a mouse lives in a cookie jar, it doesn't make him a cookie.
Ah see but there's still the chance that I'll burst into flames if I go in. Not taking any chances
@seib19, I went in one once, first my skin got itchy then I started coming out with blisters all over, I think I got out just in time,
not sure if I need an exorcist or a dermatologist...
It's true but it's a bad anology. Christians aren't something totally different like a car.
@SherlockGnolmes, what it's trying to say is that many people just go to church without actually paying attention. They just go through the motions and consider that being a good Christian. But if you were to ask them afterwards what the sermon was about, many people would just stutter and say something vague (I've seen it happen). Regardless of what religion or denomination you are, you only get out of church what you put into it. If you sit there and think it's boring, that's because you're not actively thinking how it might apply to your life. Granted some priests/pastors/preachers etc (whatever you call them for different religions) are better or worse than others at relaying a message, but it's up to you as a listener to try and get something out of it. Otherwise you're really no better than a car in a garage
@Lady Ninja, sorry for that one comment I screwed up. I was saying that this a bad anology and it is I understand that it means something different than what it says. A car is drastically different than a person. Still it is true but I'm not here to dispute that. I am only saying that this is not a good way to phrase it.
To be a Christian, all you have to do is say you are one. No one who matters will know.
@CynicalSir, you could test someone to see if they really believe in Jesus, true believers can drink poison, and pick up snakes without harm, and can also heal sick people by placing their hands on them.
The reason hospitals aren't full of these faith healers is because people go to heaven faster that way, like why would you want to carry on living? No thanks, take me to heaven ASAP, why not just close all the hospitals and turn them into massive churches?
That's the real way to save people!
Incase that slipped past anyone's radar... I was being sarcastic
Are you implying that when I read all the auto manuals and go every week to my garage, and i wish to a man in the sky I can BECOME a car the same as you BECOME Christian? No?
In related news, I want to start watching Moral Oreo.
@Lady Ninja, I understand that.The thing is that this is a losy apologies. I mean a car is somet