I feel sorry for the people who don't get puns like this. They're missing out on life.
@Ximinipot, I acknowledge the puns, but my German blood boils at the improperly used words.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, As a Grammar Nazi myself, I completely relate. However well thought out/timed puns you just have to let go. Enjoy them and laugh!
If you get the job be careful, they do monthly drugs tests. You'd be f*cked if you got caught smokin wheat
@Sir Bionic, No that's just you, ya pot head
@SparksSaysHi, pot head equals best head
@Sir Bionic, Your head game is atrocious
@SparksSaysHi, b-but the helicopter tongue is an ancient technique..
That commenter did not rise to the occasion. It's a good thing we wheat these people out.
Dough a dear, a feel mail dear....
Least***** this girl is stupid
@Carry Dazzle , The girl is a genius, she's making puns, the corrected is dumb.
@Suspicious Tophat, she mispelled least though, idiot
@Carry Dazzle , No she didn't, idiot, she used another pun, "yeast" as in an ingredient for bread.
Trolling a Grammar nazi I can die happily
Please God, I knead this job.
What you NEED is the pun sniper
@Jarvis McGee, it's about thyme he sho- *gets shot*
@SqurtieMan, *high fives the pun sniper and continues spotting*
With a job like that he'll be pulling in mad dough