Man my type writing makes Steven King look like a preschooler coloring with a crayon
Time to start a new epic
Clickity clack, can't stop the jack.
Dear satan, thanks for the typewriter.
@TalkingSkinBag, no problem buddy, education is important.
I wrote so many reports that I ran out of ink
You better use MLA format or I will fail you
Unrelated: okay guys, so what's up with the "something and chill" memes? I go away for like a week or so and they're everywhere where. Is there some reference I don't get with them? Because they are horribly dull otherwise :/
@Zamics, someone tried to sue Netflix for Netflix and chill getting her kid pregnant and it just caught on
Time to write a short poem
I write a novel a day
Let me write a repost
I can only write a short story...
I just got done writing a 100 page essay
Essay? That's cute, I'll write a fvcking book
So if I masturbate... Papers will come out of my a$$?
100 pages, double-spaced
Everyone in here talking about essays and epics, be honest you have a short story
@jlaughter1984, they're hundreds of short stories though. Together they tell one fantastic story
I just finished my autobiography. Call Me,My self, and I.
I guess I'm a world renowned author
Santa watches you jerk off
Repoooosts! Nooooooo! This is an old one, but a repost nonetheless
I'm sure all of us combined have knocked out the entire works of Shakespeare
I write novels every night
I read this in Consuela's voice
Essay...shoot, I'm pretty sure I wrote a novel by the time that sermon was over