It's a win-win. No matter what happens you get pussy.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, 10 guys...
@GoFhakUrself, I think it's still hilarious, the guys are pussies
@GoFhakUrself, ohhhhhhh...yeah...I missed the word "guys"....
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, Eh, trivialities aside, the joke is still funny 😊.
Well I tried, but apparently a lot of gays are attracted to me
We all have that one friend we're currently sending this to
this would be great IF I COULD GET A FVCKING DATE IN THE FORST PLACE !!!
@Captain Penis, maybe my bad spelling cock blocks me
@Captain Penis, it cork blocks you
Fifa coins http://goo.gl/ELG7Qz
@esjiah, spam http://suck.it
That's a manly looking hand...
What constitutes a failed relationship?
Sadly u would've earned 2 cats 😭 but I'm dating my best friend now and we'll I have no idea why I didn't date him sooner he's just amazing ❤️
Taylor swift has like three of those cards filled up
If I get straight A's I will get a cat!
It only took me 3 (serious) relationships til I got a dog. So... hooray?
Im a guy, so you are saying that I have to go on 10 dates with guys before I can get pussy?
Looks like I'll never get a free cat