@Vesrox, Dang you beat me to it by 2 mins.
@Drunken Octopus, you know what, that's cruel.
@Vesrox, That's what she said.
@Drunken Octopus, if it weren't for your drinking problem you would've got top comment.
@wrothmonk, who said it?
This requires you to assume pronouns. This is not allowed anymore. Therefore this question is offensive and will be reported to tumblr.
@Angular Notspice, triggered
Everyone who read pic #186472
@on the crapper, didn't read it so I downvoted you. That's what I was supposed to do right?
@on the crapper, oh I get it.
@notMrWonka, I don't ...
@Superior Cotton, they're saying everyone who read that atrocious post, in which someone asked a really stupid question using a lot of misspelled words, text speech and sounded just plain uneducated, now has cancer.
@Superior Cotton, it's basically just the pic that always gets posted on pics like that where under it it will show a pic of spiderman in a hospital bed saying "that post gave me cancer" not original but there you go.
Who from first base has cancer?
@thatroach, what was heartbroken and i dont know wasnt told.
@abelgray, who told tomorrow yesterday
The top sentence doesn't tell us that somebody HAS cancer, just that somebody said so. You're asking me to believe Lindsey but for all I know, that Lindsey chick could be a compulsive liar. I don't think I should be overanalyzing this but I'm bored so yeah
Jessica has cancer because she was the last noun so the predicate nominative applies to her.
Plot Twist: Cancer had Lindsey and Jessica
Jessica. Pronouns apply to the last person who was mentioned, assuming This follows proper grammar. I'm fun at parties
@Kyogre, Godspeed Kyogre 😂
Why not both?
I think jesica owns a giant pet crab...oh, wrong cancer?
Lindsey had cancer. If it were Jessica, that would mean Lindsey was doctor in which case she would've INFORMED Jessica.
I bet it's Her. Notice I capitalized the H because I'm talking about Her from the Power Puff Girls.
@George Feeny, it's Him!
@notMrWonka, ah dang you're right. It's Him but he acted feminine. Right I had thought it was Her but she acted masculine. Crap
Which one's a the dog and which one is the cat?