That's odd, I'm a bassist and I'm the only one in my band that has a girlfriend
@link hero of hyrule, yeah, if you're not getting laid playing bass, you're not playing right.
@link hero of hyrule, lead vocalist AND lead guitar player and my girl count is 0 so far
@link hero of hyrule, based off this pic you may need to have a serious talk with "her".
@link hero of hyrule, but do you have groupies?
@link hero of hyrule, I'm a bassist/guitarist and what I learned about being a bassist is that we are really good at fingering 😉
@link hero of hyrule, it's accurate for me because I'm a bassist and I'm asexual.
@link hero of hyrule, Good for you! We really need to stand together agains Bassism!
@link hero of hyrule, hell yea! Me too. Our drummer can't even talk to girls and our guitarist won't even try anything when a drink girl is hanging all over him. It's all in the fingers
@link hero of hyrule, bassists unite! Although no gf yet.
@link hero of hyrule, What's your band called
Piano players fo life
@Suq Madiq, hell yeah!
@Suq Madiq, Violinists, bro. We get the g strings. On the instrument. And nothing else. *Cries*
@The Lifeguard, Pianists are the only ones who can legally finger A minor
@Suq Madiq, *Slow clap*
@Suq Madiq, Thats a keyboard. You birch.
@Geodude, if you can play one you can play the other
@FunnyPics Waiter, that one time at band camp...
So if I play the piano, I get all the p*ssy 😏
@the viper, I demand this be made top comment!
Bassists do it deeper, that's why I'm into the bass-players 😁
I love drummers more than singers or guitarists..
Accordion: Mexican girls
Slappin da man's bass mon
Very innacurate. I play drums and am still very much single
YALL NEVER FVCKIN PLAYED THE EUPHONIUM, THAT'LL GET YALL HUNDREDS O PUSS
Guitar. The only time you can break your G-string while fingering a minor. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't know if this rule applies if you play metal. Not metalcore, hardcore, scene, or punk. Metal \m/
My evil guitar talent scares the ladies away.
@Hawaiianfreak, or hair metal. They get all dem groupies
Lies! Lies o wish were true.
This is very inaccurate. Your instrument doesn't matter, it's how you look playing it ;D. Also bass 4 lyfe
The original version of this picture had the keyboard player with a guy, which was funnier
This just in, all drummers, guitarists, and lead singers are straight males.
I play piano and girls pay a lot more attention to me because it's not obvious that I'm trying to attract them
Cellists: All dem bitches
I am a girl who sings and plays the piano but still have five cats
Take it away, Keyboard Cat!
I guess I will be lead vocals
But my dad plays all of these instruments... I can say he had about all of these combined. Pets of all varieties, a wife 3 girls and 2 boys... Close enough!
@The Imaginaut, *had, and also has.
At least he got some pussy