It doesn't matter where you put your hands, as long as you touch her heart.
@Culdogg, that'll kill her probably
@Culdogg, if her butt is heart shaped , does that count?
Take my upvote! you deserve it.
@Culdogg, I wouldn't want to get frost bite. *insert OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's*
@The forest, but that would imply curves
@Culdogg, touch her boobs instead
@Ahnald Schwarzanagga, not if i use my massive weiner
@Ahnald Schwarzanagga, @Culdogg, There are two types of people in this world
@Culdogg, sounds like something a woman with no curves would say :P
@Ahnald Schwarzanagga, can confirm that WILL kill her. Not that I speak from experience I was performing - I mean my buddy was performing open heart surgery one time and touched the heart to get it to stop beating. Apparently it's suppose to
@Culdogg, sounds like something a suck up would say
@Ahnald Schwarzanagga, unless you're a heart surgeon.
@Culdogg, with my penis?
But any woman, no matter the curves, has at least one pocket I can put my hands in. Your argument is invalid.
@Commander Peanuts, Technically two, and they're even close together.
I like skinny girls... *accepts downvotes for not being sensitive*
@Converthis, ya know liking a certain body type doesn't dictate how "sensitive" you are most people won't care what your preference is as long as you don't bash those who don't fit it. If you like skinny girls than great! Just means there is less competition for those who like chubbier chicks. There's no shame in having a preference so there's no need to shame others for having one is my philosophy.
Not all curves are good curves
Luckily for me the girl I'm in love with is very curvy. Unluckily she's also my best friend. And a lesbian. I've made a few Ross Gellar jokes at myself for that fact.
So why is this kinda sh*t ok but you can't say something of the opposite?
@TheOodDoctor, fat people deal with too much crap already
@MayITakeYourHatSir, Being fat is our (yes I meant "our") own fault though. It's not some untreatable disease or mental illness. We don't deserve and pity or special treatment.
@Phantom of the Porno, Well yeah but you don't deserve people being flat out rude
On the inside
On my crotch
@Ahnald Schwarzanagga, or your own pockets...ya know whatever comes first
@Ahnald Schwarzanagga, or her crotch. Pretty sure every woman has a vagina.
*50's announcer voice *
Does your woman have no curves? Don't know where to put your hands? On any woman? Put it in her vagina!
@Sriracha, I know exactly where to put mine
@I shjt you not, on her weapons?
@Sriracha, and her weapon accessories
@I shjt you not, *holds weapons closer*
@Sriracha, well a lot of Trans women still have their penises...penii? Penises?
@MayITakeYourHatSir, you know what I meant. Female. Does that make you happy? Does it make you tingly and warm all over? But you couuullld stilllll... I'll stop myself there. Lol
@MayITakeYourHatSir, I believe the plural is penesia
People take notes, this is what guy mean by curvy. Not your fatass
Always the tits
I'm gonna go with b00bs and b00ty still
I have some ideas.
@Devils Avocado, for funny comments?
@Dragondoot, yeah, next update
Girls, yeah all I really want is Girls. And in the morning it's girls, cause in the evening it's girls. I like the way that they walk, and it's chill to here them talk. And I can always make them smile, from White Castle to the Nile...
Insert both hands into vaj
What a load of Bollocks.
You can keep ya fat women
Nice way to criticise...
I know exactly where to put my hands... If Yknow what I mean...