He obviously doesn't realize he's going to get twice the sex tomorrow
Honestly the best decision in the situation.
Where are the commas suppose to be I can't read it properly I think
Doesn't matter still have gf
Girl: why didn't you want to have sex with me last night?
Guy: I thought you were someone else
Girl: that's so sweet, your so loyal
Guy: *thinks* yes I made it
Girl: but I'm breaking up with you now cause I'm crazy and you should have sex with me, and I would have broken up with you then too so either way you were screwed
Moral of the story: girls are crazy and don't make any sense
Should switch the penguins
@Agent Upvote, or just make it completely red
I guess that's sweet?
That man is about to have the best sex of his life
If you can't recognized your girlfriend I don't think your equipment is up for the task.