My cat doesn't do that; instead, my cat is an ass basket and bites my face in my sleep when I move in the slightest
@Zeus Laser, basket of ass eh?
@Zeus Laser, replace face with limb, foot, or hand and that sounds like my cat 😼
How else is he going to make sure it doesn't kill you...oh wait that's a dog
@Taquito Speedo, the cat was probably trying to strangle someone
@Garlic Bread, I know the feeling kitty, I know the feeling
I don't always want cuddles, but when I do I also want to make you bleed and sacrifice your soul to satan
That's how cats get wrekt
Or run into a wall while playing in that bag...
*obligatory *obligatory 'You've got to be kitten me right meow " comment* comment*
@A Monty, *you've cat to be kitten me right meow
@MlKE D, 😱
I have never seen a cat chew on a plastic bag, only human flesh