Looks like something an edgy middle schooler would say
@Colonel Krusty , I'm a grown man in the trades, and I'm going to use these.
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, committing the first and last to memory
If you were dying and I had a phone, I'd order pizza
@Taquito Speedo, if hitler, stalin and bin laden were in a room with me and you, id shoot you 3 times.
@Taquito Speedo, you're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit
Next time I see a dumb person, I'm gonna call them Snake Mittens
[x] rekt [ ] not rekt
@TheRealBobSaget, the enter button is "return" when you hit the number "123" button.
If you were on fire and I had a bucket of water I would drown you
Damn, that last one. I'm going to have to remember that one.
I'm not saying you caused it, just that the pilot was just trying to make the world a better place by trying to run you over.
I'm not saying you're ugly, just that they had to photoshop a bag on your head in your ultrasound to protect the public.
The savagery is over 9000
The smartest thing that ever went into your head was a butt plug. Or mouth plug. I can't tell.
I'd kill you, but then I'd be doing you a favor.
The internet hurt ma feelings....😲
If I had to choose between you and your dog, I'd take the dog. And a Chinese cookbook.
I don't hate you, but if we were in SAW I'd have no hesitation getting that key from you.
Maybe I was the first to be tail-less in my family, and thanks for pointing out my physical deformity.
Roast me pussies
@Ihatepuns, Hey, Hotel Transylvania called... They said they want you to never come back, you're too monstrous.
You look like you fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Savage asf. *phone bursts into flames*
What's the smartest thing to come out a bjtches mouth?
@I have a small pen15, einsteins kok