If that were a black goose those officers wouldn't be that calm.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, "That black goose has a gun!"
@Barry Dylan, *goose noises and gun shots* Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!! 😱😱
@Batdoge, "I think he is a quack dealer.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, beat me to it
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, Rodney king duck
@Barry Dylan, oh wait it was a coffee cup, close call fellas
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, That's a swan
@Sweet Revenge, my comment stands. I hear there's particularly bad police violence directed at goose-kind. Just trying to spread awareness.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, oh, I See. My bad!
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, well yeah. I mean I'm sure they've never seen one before
Fvck. Fvck. Goose!!
@Taquito Speedo, more like pig, pig, goose.
Hot Fuzz 2 is looking alright.
You've got to be ducking kidding me!
*bites womans toes*
"Sorry officer I can only do the goose step" she did nazi that coming.
All these goose jokes are good but I'm sure it's a swan.
@dusty44, that's what I what thinking
The goose clearly has been drinking.
The goose is missing again
@stillnotginger, goose loose about this hoose
@stillnotginger, what you on aboot buddy? I'm not your fwend guy.
@dusty44, i'm not a guy, friend
Marching band has prepared me for this moment
I don't understand how people get enjoyment out of downvote trolling, with that being said, UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!
For the love of God, someone tell me we're joking that this is a goose.
*Hint* It's a swan
@Black Gandalf, right? I feel so offended that they would treat a cousin like that!
That's in switzerland...
@quark85, and the police saved the swan from the railroad lines