I WISH THEY HAD TASTEBUDS IN THEIR ASSH*LES!
@Dr Rick Sanchez, why does this taste like shjt?
@Dr Rick Sanchez, well dang man, no need to be an asshole ;)
@Dr Rick Sanchez, thats a wish not a super power....get a super power where you can put taste buds in people's assholes
@Dr Rick Sanchez, that's not a superpower tho
@Dr Rick Sanchez, a superpower is being able to put tastebuds in people's assh*les
@PotatoOnion, Wait, wait I'm a little confused. Where do you stand on my answer being a superpower? ;)
@Dr Rick Sanchez, i thought my other comment didnt send so i tried again with different wording :P
@Dr Rick Sanchez, anyways i say why only 2 when you can put tastebuds in EVERYONE'S asshole
The power to increase and decrease probility
@TheTagger, So you wish to prove people?
@TheTagger, I got autocorrected while trying to be an ass. You win this time autocorrect! (Was supposed to be probe)
@TheTagger, Dear God! You could travel across the universe with an Infinite Improbability Drive.
@NotJesus, Is that a reference to something? And if so what? It's really genius
@Dr Rick Sanchez, Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
@NotJesus, Haha no for real, is it? I'm wondering if it's a book or movie, cause the premise is interesting
@Dr Rick Sanchez, It's from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'd highly recommend it.
@NotJesus, Holy f*ck how did I forget that, it was one of my favorite books when I was a kid.. Time to dig up that old book! Thanks:)
Telekinesis for soo many reasons. Some are even legal
@Villain in Glasses, Technokinesis or an Iron Man suit
@Villain in Glasses, Either that or shapeshifting
@MrWonka, I'd just wish to be able to create video game save points in real life, and save and load at will and that if I died of anything other than old age, could go back to anyone of my saves.
@Ser Waffle Knight, so time travel/immortality?
@MrWonka, nearly on both. But essentially.
@MrWonka, I'd be a billionaire in a few weeks, a multi billionaire a few weeks from then, leader of the Earth a few years and immortal to old age due to science and moving on to the stars within like a decade.
@Ser Waffle Knight, if you're doing that, why stop there? Go for a game characters qualities in general. There's actually a webcomic called the gamer which is about that. Its cool
@Villain in Glasses, I'll check it out, thanks for the recommendation. But I think it's saying just 1 power, and I'd be able to achieve everything I could need with the save point. *with a bit of patience, planning, reloading, and thousands of my own years*
@Villain in Glasses, Reality manipulation. Because screw problems in life.
If that an alien genie?
@MrToastBoy, no, it's a genie alien
@MrToastBoy, no it's 3 guys
My wish is to be the top comment for once in my life .
@The Quipster, one upvote can make this person's dream come true. *cries* CRUEL HUMANS WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE ONE UPVOTE
@peabeetheanimeneko , yes
Having 2 grand in my wallet appear once a day
Ghost alien genie?