Ah yes, good ole GunDick, America
I'm pretty sure the reason we always see these "Florida man" things is because the media has unrestricted access to Florida police files
@iWillEatYourFamily, like 'Florida man gets stuck down chimney trying to break into a house to get money for booze'. Priceless.
@iWillEatYourFamily, you're probably right. I live in Florida and I have all my life and I don't see any of the strange things they say go on here at all. However they are still very entertaining to read.
As a college student just trying to picture 75,000 dollars worth of soup makes me extremely hungry
And why can't I act like a gun? I thought this was America?
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, no this is Florida
@The Vanguard, No, this is Patrick!
I love living in Florida... *gets face eaten by another Florida man on bath salts*
Hahaha one of them just says "Florida man jeb bush"
Yes it does
Florida man is a jack of all trades
@Fat cow, "jack off" all trades
And just because the news reporter has a shjtty haircut, doesn't mean that he should act that way either.
@Fly on the wall , it's John Oliver. He has the right to have a shjtty haircut and get away with it, the glorious bastard
@Fly on the wall , all that anger.....sounds like you're from Florida....
Florida man is best girl
Florida man accused of living in Florida
Next hint...this ones invalid so it does not count.
I thought Florida is where all old people go to retire. I think we need to spread them out cuz Florida is losing their sh¡t
@Ihatepuns, if you come down here then you would know that old people only come here because they are sick of the cold where they used to live. They all go live in old people communities but other than that I'd say they make up maybe 1/4 of our population.