The Girl Scouts came at us from all sides. We never saw it coming, cookies were flying all over the place. I looked over at rick he had a peanut butter chocolate lodged I his eye. I held him as he died from his peanut allergy. I still remember the screams, the girls all the while yelled FOR THE JAMBOREE.
@Captain Cornleon, Thank you for your service and I'm sorry for your loss.
@Captain Cornleon, *wipes a way single tear* you are an inspiration to all, Captain. We solute you.
@Captain Cornleon, with flint in one hand and steel in the other, the cub suddenly became the bear and I burned them all along with their cookies. For my deed I was promoted to Eagle Scouts. But at what cost? WHAT COST?
@Captain Cornleon, in**
@Captain Cornleon, about 3.50
@Captain Cornleon, the cooties. Everywhere.
@Totally Not The NSA, like you didn't already know
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, I hate to do this. It was a wonderful comment, but it IS my job. salute*
@Captain Cornleon, #bestcomments
@Captain Cornleon, this is a legendary comment and I applaud you
@Captain Cornleon, the top comment preview created the perfect cliff hanger. The only reason I opened the comments was to see where at in Rick the peanut butter chocolate was lodged.
"We don't talk about it son, there are many bad memories, there were many lost"
@Alliance, but, it was her daughter...
@Titaintium, his* daughter
@Alliance, "but it was a girl
@Jeha95, oh god damn it lol.
I once ate a Cub Scout. Small humans taste better than adult… if anyone was wondering.
@BearDaniels, I used to be a Cub Scout. It wasn't that bad, it's just that everybody there didn't take any thing seriously.
Them buck teeth doe
Is Halloween getting to sexy for kids ?
Do you f*** with the war?
Im an Eagle Scout :)
@Guy Fawkes, aye me too
@Guy Fawkes, I like to scout eagles.
Their bodies piled like mountains...we were just following orders
Yes son, the Great War for Cookies lol
The great Girl Scout war of 1978
And so, Suzy learned that day that when daddy was her age, he was part of the legendary 33rd Child Infantry Regiment that destroyed all the dirty terrorists in Fallujah.
There should be a double like button that automatically downloads it and puts it in its own file for comedy gold like this
This is unrelated, and I doubt anyone cares, but this is usually where I come to rant, and retarded keyboard warriors/metal elitists have made me angry, so prepare for a TL;DR rant about something you don't care about. So, there's a really popular groove metal band I like that's hated by every living person on this planet. People say, "UGH BLACK SABBTH IS SO MUCH BETTER, GO LISTEN TO REL MUSIC LIKE IT." Guess what, BIG FAT DUMB POOPY HEAD. Black Sabbath isn't metal. Maybe back in the 70's, when you were 80, and House of the Rising Sun was the heaviest thing you've ever heard, it was. And honestly, it's not a bad band at all, but how exactly is someone a "metal head" if all they listen to is a classic rock band from 600 years ago. Just sayin'. You're welcome for the long post.
I was in the cub squad
Cub scouts? The real horrors of war were saved for the church choir... Those poor poor b@stards.
The original scout regiment