"I want to hit you in the face with a chair" usually works for me
@lakewood20, "some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair"
@lakewood20, and by chair I meant bus
Didn't those words just explain it?
" I want to hit you in the face with a chair"
@The Gay Gatsby, "repeatedly"
@The Gay Gatsby, Here use mine.
Maybe but actually doing it would say a lot more than words ever could
@Beetle Juice, Actions do speak louder than words
@I Think Knot, we all know chairs are louder and grumpier than words
"If I was in a room with you that was on fire and I had one fire extinguisher, I would use it to beat you unconscious and watch you burn."
@I Are Lebo, "if I had a time machine, and could take any one person from the past to the present, I would take you as a baby to the present, kill your infant self in front of you, then beat you to death with your own corpse."
@I Are Lebo, Of course, then there's the worst one of all.
"I hope you walk down a flight of stairs, think you're at the bottom when there's one step left, then with that falling step, land barefooted onto a Lego."
There are approximately 514 curse words in the English language abdominal I will use every single one of them in your biography
But isn't saying "there is no way to express how much 'blank'" a way of expression said thing and therefore a paradox?
Actually... There's only about 600,000 words... Just saying.
Ultrasuperneededwantillegalpotato. That should work.
What a pleasant twist