I have a pic of Mia Khalifa in my toilet
@Jolee Bindo, mia malkova myself
@Jolee Bindo, R. Kelly would be proud
@Jolee Bindo, your piss content has an unusual amount of semen in it
@Jolee Bindo, who doesn't
@Jolee Bindo, wouldn't that make it harder to aim?
is that just... photoshopped into the toilet?
@18B, No, it was put there by the force.
@The Manwhore, *by force
Jedi training: the early years
@Taquito Speedo, aim learn first, you will.
Ugh guys! Oh my god! Story time!
So I'm chilling with my dad, and we're like "man I'm pretty hungry" so the closest thing to us to eat is this place called Yoshinoya. I'm pretty sure some of you guys know the place. They only sell food bowls like chicken bowls, beef bowls, veggie bowls.
So we're like "why not?"
We go in and order two orange chicken bowls, sounds tasty huh? You can't go wrong with orange chicken! But Oh my god! Was i wrong! I'm not sure if that's just the way they make the bowls and its the flavor.
But the broccoli tasted like it was left boiling in dish soap.
The rice tasted like gravel and grass.
The carrots lacked any flavor and were soggy and some discolored.
And the worst offender was the Orange chicken! The sauce was ok, it tasted more like lemon honey than orange though, but the meat itself...it tasted like fish, but not the regular fishy taste. the fishy djck smell taste, and it was soggy inside and burnt on the outside. how dafuq do you do that? Story over
Good thing their kids aren't storm troopers, cause we all know how well they aim
I find your lack of aim disturbing
I take offense to that
Join me on the - wait - noooo *glub
Gets forced choked and pees everywhere
The pee is strong with this one
Join the dark side
"Okay son, time to give Darth Vader another Golden Shower!"
When you don't have photoshop.
Should have been Justin Bieber
Should have been the Death Star.