But when I only date girls that are my race I'm racist
@Tenac, if you only date who you are attracted to, that's not racist.
If you won't date people of a certain race because they're 'beneath you', then you're racist.
That said, I'm not attracted to black women.
@I Are Lebo, honestly same here. People have asked me why and I said if I could tell you I would but I have no idea why I just don't have a sexual attraction towards dark skin. Doesn't even have to be black just dark.
@Tenac, And when I can't get a date with a girl I'm sexist
@Tenac, Has someone honestly said that?? As I am lebo said, that's really stupid.
@Bonersaurus, it's not even the skin colour for me, it's the facial features. I was engaged to a girl who was half Japanese half German, and I was pretty attracted to her. In general Asian races make really pretty 'mixed breeds'.
For lack of a better term.
@Black Gandalf, and I are Lebo. Not am.
Grammar is fun!
@I Are Lebo, oh yes Asians are sexy
@Bonersaurus, I'm not particularly attracted to (again, for lack of a better term) 'full blooded' Asians, be it Japanese, Chinese, or Korean.
Tbh all women have something hot about them for example black girls have dat booty
@very aussie bloke , that's your opinion. I'm not an ass man and giant asses are a turn off for me.
@I Are Lebo, yeah I'm not racist either. I'm just not attracted to black women.
@I Are Lebo, I like ass but not big ass
Too tight, too weird, too loose, just right!
@Im Mom, such a mom.
@Captain Magma, milf*
@Im Mom, if that pic is yours, can't deny it. Lmao
@Captain Magma, yeah that's me lol thanks
@Captain Magma, it used to be MILFnCOOKIES
@Im Mom, lol, just change your username to be more fitting. Nbody will deny it lol
@Im Mom, Santa's favorite.
@Captain Magma, Hahahaha thanks
@Im Mom, you can call me daddy. 😘😉
I hear that it always hurtz the first time, but the experience is quite shocking when they plug it in with a lot of power. Especially if they hadn't had an outlet in a long time. 😉
@Punny lad, not sure if funny or trying a little too hard
@Dragondoot, why not both?
I guess you can say...sparks flew
That's the best I can do right now.
@Swolekage, That was so SHOCKINGLY bad that my FUSE blew when I read that. The puns I'm CURRENTly are typing probably have little POWER over you.
I ran out of bad puns but am AMPED to see WATT you come back with. Just don't CHARGE in though. Stay GROUNDED. RESIST the urge to do the bad joke CIRCUIT by staying at OHM and consider your INPUT/OUTPUT while listening to some ACDC. When you finally get can't fight the urge because it HERTZ to much, DISCHARGE your ENERGY and your thoughts and really SOCKET to me. If some of this didn't make sense it's cause I'm tired and need to RECHARGE.. I'm not working at my full CAPACITY.
I bet those first three hurtz
@Pouldershads, Dosnt matter, had sex
Still a better love story than twilight
So what would their sex look like?
@Spatula, it was electrifying
Completely unrelated, but anyone have any tips for anxiety?
@The Tower Of Pimps, clean your house. no joke, helps me.
@lockke, does it help with the overthinking and over worry?
@The Tower Of Pimps, doing anything helps with overthinking. You have to readjust your focus. Not to state the obvious, but exercise, video games, home work or whatever. I like to do things I know I NEED to do. You can't control some things in your life, so take the reigns on what you can.
@lockke, ah okay that makes sense
@The Tower Of Pimps, well, I get what it's like. Anxiety attacks suck and it's just terrible. I usually listen to music if the situation allows. Sometimes I do things like twirl my hair to help distract myself from what is making me anxious. I also go to a therapist and it was hard at first but now he gives me awesome advice!
@peabeetheanimeneko , that makes more sense. I visited a therapist on Wednesday and it helped a lot
Is this... is this oral s€x?
Plug and play
@Captain Anderson, if you're refering to the weird game, then all I have to say is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Last frame: "I'm gonna plug you SO PLUGGIN HARD"
"Paint it red."
"But sir you will completely lose the element of surprise. The enemy will spot you from miles away."
"I don't want them to be surprised, I want them to be scared."
The inns and outs of dating.
Brings all new meaning to face-f$&@