Butt wipe: its last humiliation
@D0N RAM0N, #bestcomments
@D0N RAM0N, Compost: it gets reincarnated
@D0N RAM0N, unless you get a paper cut from the nasty cheap brands. You may have wiped with it, but that cut is going to turn into a fissure... and... not sure where I was going with that.
@Couch Ornament, You were going where no man should ever go . . . Butt Cuts
You cut me I cut you
Trees look weird if you squint at them
...could also fall on you... If you cut it down and it fell the wrong way
On the day I got a very annoying paper cut at work. Just wow
I bet the tree is more pleased when it falls on ur house or you
And splinters! don't forget splinters!
Finally here at a good time and yet I can't think of anything good to say
@Personal Jesus, I got it, Fat cow is cool
Fat cow is cool