Am I the only one who thought that was a sperm? Is that weird?
@Dragondoot, STD's maybe?
@Lord Tator, nope, totally thought it was a sperm and then I was like whats with the cactus?
@Lord Tator, I was wondering what the fvck a sperm was doing in a bar. I need more sleep
@Lord Tator, I thought the car breaking down and factory cutting hours were all metaphors to go with it.
@Lord Tator, it's not?
@Dragondoot, anythings a dildo if you're brave enough I suppose.
There's always that one prick at the bar to make your day worse.
I'm gonna tell him.
@obijuankenobi, don't you dare
Yeah, how you gonna pick up that beer?
I don't mean to burst your balloon or anything
...we Know what happens next...
He's being raped
@efil ym kcvF, make a joke about a guy getting buttraped and noone bats an eye. Make a joke about a girl getting buttraped and everyone loses their mind.
Maybe if he tried ballooning he'd be happier. Look it up.
Why does the sperm go into a bar.
He's having a shjty day.