Underwear 1 day
Tshirt 2 days
Socks 2 days (depending on what you did in them)
Pants 1 year
@DunderMuffins, nah socks and underwear follow the same rule, shirts are 2 days as long as it's not not two days in a row. And pants, I think I will sell my soul to the devil to be able to last as long as pants do without getting dirty.
@DunderMuffins, shoes until your feet break through the bottom
Underwear: 4 days: forward/backward/inside-out/reverse
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, where is that from again?
@frosty licker, Big Hero 6
@frosty licker, I saw it on George Lopez once. Personally I don't shjt in my underwear but just to be safe.
@frosty licker, I don't know who did it first, but Red Dwarf did this joke decades ago.
@BroScience, thank you
Bra duration: "the limit does not exist!"
@MayITakeYourHatSir, bra: whenever the underwire breaks through and impales you
Fvck diamonds, get that girl some pants. Pants are forever.
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@Tasteicles, wait but except duration such as 30+ days
That's because when you sweat, you sweat primarily from your torso, which quickly soaks through underwear and t shirts. Denim breathes better which keeps it from getting wet from sweat. So it isn't really dirty until you spill something on your jeans.
Hoodie/sweatshirt 3 months.
Wasn't there a study that showed that you only had to wash jeans once per month, since most of the bacteria in them were found naturally on the human body, and returned as soon as you put them on.
Underwear 2 days
Shirts 2 days (not in a row though)
Pants like 30 days
Socks I wear some tough socks so usually 1 week
Jacket: duration = forever
Pajamas be like b!tch please
I wear my pants 5 days during the work week
Underwear: till I do laundry
Pants:wear to do laundry never actually wash.
Hoodie duration: centuries
That and shoes
@Citizen Nappa, them's go for miles
@Citizen Nappa, and years
No pants is best pants. And it lasts more than one day
I wear ny my t-shirts more than one day... Is that... Is that weird??
@Sweet Revenge, no buy ya do smell
@Sweet Revenge, I wear them 1 day if i am actually doing shjt, 2-3 if I've just been lounging around the house.
@Ruupasya, if I've been sweating from exertion, I'll change my shirt halfway through the day. I hate sweaty shirts.