And then she starts yelling "Who are you? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
@I shjt you not, then you say "I'm the plumber, I'm here to fix your plumbing, miss. *Mr. Bean face* *bow chicka wow wow*
@I shjt you not, I always just say with a lisp. "I'm here to snake your drains 🌚"
@I shjt you not, how does she not know ISYN? Show her your up vote rank that should make her appreciate you ^~^
@I shjt you not, looks like you were trying to turn something else on
@Thursday, I'm pushing 6th place myself. One day you'll be saying these things about me. 🤑
I have had to have a friend yell directions at me through the door as I was just standing in the shower cold, naked, and afraid...
@fishlish, Only on Discovery.
@Psykotik, Fücking beat me to it. Good job
Who needs smarts when you're strong enough to punch through the wall and squeeze the pipe shut with your bare hands
@generic zombie, does that also heat the water?
How hard is it to figure out a faucet? Are you all our future doctors and Lawyers? WE'RE DOOOOOMED!
Hey shower. You look pretty hot. Wanna get me wet? Are you turned on?
I stayed in Brazil for a five week study abroad once. They gave me the instructions in Portuguese but since I didn't speak the language, I did not have any clue what to do. I spent four weeks taking cold showers. But it was great because of how hot and humid Brazil is. The last week, they realized I was taking cold showers and did something to make the shower hot. I couldn't figure out how to make it go back to cold. I had never sweat in a shower before that point.
It can't be that ha- OH GOD MY SKIN IS FROZEN TURN IT THE OTHER WA- OH GOD MAGMA INFERNO!!!!
Or when you try to figure out how to exit a car whose door handle you're not familiar with
I always give directions for mine before they go.