Those are ridiculous. Except for the allergies.
@mpfnascimento19, I never noticed the squirrel until now
@RodmanSupporter91, why is a squirrel in a costume?
@RodmanSupporter91, I understand allergies, but don't expect me to know the ingredients in all my store bought candy.
@Ryzzmac, if I were preparing treats I'd have bags of chips, fruit, or juice boxes on stand by in case a kid has a chocolate, peanut, or some other allergy.
@Ryzzmac, I have many allergies, so I just take whatever people give me then sort out the rest later
@Ryzzmac, also, I didn't mean it's fine for kids to demand a certain treat. But by saying I have a peanut allergy the person could let them pick what they could eat instead of handing out the candy.
@RodmanSupporter91, I'm not even bullshjting you I have a fruit allergy and a peanut allergy and I would just take candy from my sisters and friends and give them the fruit and nut based candies.
@RodmanSupporter91, that's reasonable. I would do that if I had any trick or treaters in the first place.
@RodmanSupporter91, even the allergies are ridonkulous.
@RodmanSupporter91, he better not be the asshole with a nut allergy
@RodmanSupporter91, natural selection. If a tiny peanut can kill you while it doesn't kill others, then there's a problem
@erdnarules, I really hope your future kids don't have allergies. Partly because they sound like they suck balls, but mostly because you'll probably kill them with Nutella or some shjt.
The best part of Halloween is killing allergic kids
@ThePooper, nah, the best part of Halloween is that everyone is in costume so witness testimony is useless.
@ThePooper, ha ....haha....i have a nut alergy.....*sprints away for life*
@ThePooper, I almost got killed, it was great!
@ThePooper, Darwinism is great this time of year
Give them cough drops
gender-neutral candy is my favorite!
And that's when I stopped trick or treating, I'm allergic to everything!!! XD
My sister is a caramel phobic. True story
@Colleen4, she's scared of desert dwelling mammals?
That's why I just leave the bowl outside with a sign that says "take one"
@IAmTheUpvoteTroll, and the bowl is empty after the first kid leaves
@a shiny haunter, can relate cuz I'm that kid
Or I can just torch them all with my handy dandy flamethrower
I bet that face she asking herself " what is gender neutral candy?"
@CLToasterTurtle, my dick
And here we have it ladies and gentlemen: The laziest joke ever made
Gender neutral candy 😂