Well, he's a guy, so...
@I shjt you not, Still boobs
@MrWonka, Jake can rock a skintight costume
@I shjt you not, can confirm. I have seen it.
@I shjt you not, im picturing those khakis, mmmm daddy like
@I shjt you not, And what are you wearing, "jake from state farm?"
"Uhh.. super-sexy skin tight halloween khakis"
@I shjt you not, yes, yes I can
@I shjt you not, um excuse me, why you looking at my eyes? My boobs are down here demanding attention
@I shjt you not, could be a girl!...just saying...
My work sent me to a sexual harassment training and now I'm pretty good at it
@Dragalong Droopy, 👏👏👏😂
@bootyquake, i believe that's Jim Gaffigan's line to be fair
@Dragalong Droopy, love him. Seen him live many times
@bootyquake, ~hot pockets~
@Dragalong Droopy, ha! I like it.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS
@FunnyPics Waiter, Clap.
I went as a sexy homeless man this year. I got confused for a hipster :(
@School Teacher, aren't they the same thing?
Only difference between a hipster and a hobo is the smell. Hobos can't afford hipster deodorant. It's made out of stuff you've probably never heard of.
Need photographic evidence please for scientific research.
Hamuna hamuna hamuna hamuna BONER!!
Aaaaaaand you're fired for sexual harassment.
Thank goodness all of my coworkers wore child-friendly Minions costumes to the company Halloween party.
Picture? We know someone has one
Hello, I'm not sure how long I have been in the random section... I noticed when so many comments were saying "hi-res at will" and "holy hi-res" :/
Forget it. Let's all just get high on potenuse. Or for idiots, hypotenuse