"Oh you're not fired... I get off at 8 btw..."
@Shadow of Intent, "no, you'll be getting off at 8:15... If you know what I mean 😏"
Now show me exactly how retarded that tongue gets
Well, I did! What? You expect me to lie?
@I Are Lebo, "no, Mr. Lebo, I expect you to drown" 😏
Sorry, Im half Asian and we eat cats, are you being racist and discriminatory towards me and my culture?
@Dragondoot, _ Only a half Asian would say that.
@treediagram, if it meant their job they would 😂😂
You are a retard for posting it on social media.
Ay least he didn't look at his email name. Xx420TurnUpKush69xx@blazeit.com
Soory bud, that's a pretty hard one to get out of.
You can't use the word retard, the rest was fine.
Hey my daughter was born on September 30th 2015!
Her: I'm going to need to see exactly what you were talking about. My house. 830 tonight.
Youre not getting fired. Were promoting you to CEO
Hey that's my birthday
Human resources - the hire/fire department at a business. :)
I work in HR and I wish we had funny stuff in there!
@saturday night fever, hr?