I once lost my socks gradually in the dryer last year in college. When the year came to an end and me and my roommate said our goodbyes he gave me a big box and said nothing of it, and then left. I slowly opened the box and there were all my socks. There was a note in there too. It read "sorry I took all your socks, I accidentally took one once and so I had to take one every time you dried your clothes so it wouldn't look like I just stole your sock for no reason I swear I'm not gay but like that's cool if you are but I'm not"
@Shadow of Intent, I hope you realize he probably used those to masterbate. Only reason I can think of that would make him point out not being gay.
@TheBookEscape, yeah that's why I burned them later that day.
@Shadow of Intent, should've given then to me 😇
@Shadow of Intent, i would laugh for a long time
Nah the missing sock goes where your dreams went
@Itchy Butt, You mean to say that all this time, my dreams have been turning into almost unrecognisable, yellow stained pieces of unimaginable horror, filled with the stench of my never to be conceived nephews, hidden under my brothers bed?
Do sticky socks become sticky lids?
And if I lose a bowl, I get an extra sock
A great scientific phenomenon!
I thought socks deteriorate into dryer lint.
Or it comes back as a repost