I have a buddy who lives at his own place with 4 cats. Sometimes when he has morning wood he wakes up to one of his cats pawing at it (since its poking up into the sheets)
@Abusive Breasts, Cat handjob
@Abusive Breasts, ..go on..
And then you realize you don't have a cat 😱
@I am a horse, but you have a horse
@Fat cow, I am the horse!
@Fat cow, but you have a cow
@I am a horse, then you realize it's sitting on the copy of the book of the dead you borrowed for your term paper on Tut.
@I am a horse, I am the walrus!
I request your presence on a new pic
@I shjt you not, I request you to upload such a pic!
@I am a horse, go to recent! It's the graph pic
When you finish a Supernatural marathon and walk into the bathroom to pee before bed and the light's flickering (sorry this has been happening to me and I'm getting concerned)
@DumbledoreStyle, Or when you watch The Grudge and on the drive home from your mate's place, every single Street light between his house and yours is off, but the lights before his Street and after yourself are still on. That was the sweatiest drive home I've ever had.
My dog usually ends up humping her bed cushion, in which it makes the horror turn to comedy gold
And then he hisses😰
Or when your cat murders you