I'm in the Navy and I can honestly say I've fallen asleep standing at attention.
@Never Dont Give Up, thank you for your service! And happy late veterans day
@Never Dont Give Up, press f to pay respects
@Never Dont Give Up, Army, my buddy fell asleep at attention but ended up falling over on his face and smashed his teeth in
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough
Anythings a dildo if your brave enough
@VibratingButtChomper, my brave enough what?
I'm in the army and i can honestly say I've fallen asleep at full erection
*goes onto a bed of spikes*
If your drunk enough
Where is this Everywhere you speak of?
His head is going to fall and the top of the chair is going right into his eye.
Any cactus is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Well then, it appears goldilocks didn't get the memo
Everywhere is a bed if you are sleep deprived enough
*lays in bed* Who cares about trying hard?
Every condom is a bed if you brave hard enough.
...Did I do it right?
Anything is a bed if you are brave enough
Tree, tell me your secrets