Masterbating is going to be so much easier!
@TheForestFox, Yes, but I wish my fleshlight would stop running away to grab tissues
@TheForestFox, Oooya beat me to it ya did
@Radically Irrational, #bestcomments
I'm giggling to myself in the lobby of our Science and Technology Building
@TheForestFox, Until you grab the rat instead of the Kleenex by mistake.
@Radically Irrational, 0-100.
Well, maybe like 10-100.
@VaporStrike, lol it took me a sec to understand, but once I did.... Much lolling followed
Then everything changed when the plague attacked
@The Great Wang, rats didn't spread the plague.
@Here Comes Treble, fleas on rats did
@Here Comes Treble, and other animals of course, but mainly rats
I have to say this is one of the most interesting things I've den in a while.
@Dimir FTW, Did you just
Ratatouille learned a new trade...
What a disgusting creature. I'm not fond of the rodent either.
@TheFury01, they are actually really intelligent. I also wasn't very fond of them either. Daughter really wanted one and we got two when she got out of the hospital and after seeing them, I just fell in love with them.
Do you want black plague? Because this is how you get black plague
@Morty Smith, funny, but in reality, it was the mosquitoes
Rats are actually really clever and fun pets. I've had my rat Rattigan for a year now and he is my best buddy.
No idea at all as to what I would need a tissue for.
Ok, you're all thinking of the same thing. Admit it.
Are we going to address the fact that this disgusting man has a Mac?
Masturbation rat to the rescue!!!
*gets all of the diseases*
Pornhub personal rats now come with extra features.
In the video, she sneezes.
@FurriesRuinEvrything, she is a fairy tale princess. She sneezes and an adorable rodent comes to her aid with a tissue.
@gamerderp, France flag filter BS on FunnyPics?! *bttf theme* BACK TO TUMBLR! A CANCEROUS PLACE WHERE YOU SHOULD STAY.
So the rat runs and gets tissues for the human to stuff into its nose?
This reminds me of stargirl
I've never trusted smart rats since Harry Potter 3