Because a napkin and a set of balls are cheaper.
@ JCLEMZ, but you don't have the 2nd item
@Fat cow, I've met plenty of girls who grew a pair to do something. It's an expression, not a biological phenomenon.
@ JCLEMZ, I hate it when I suck it up and do something and a pair of testes grows somewhere on me.
@AliG, tell me about it sister. When they come and go like yoyos you just can't help being irritated.
@ JCLEMZ, I don't use a napkin. I use a shoe. I suppose my balls are slightly smaller.
@ JCLEMZ, no, when females show bravery they actually grow testicles
@ JCLEMZ, Getting a set of balls is actually pretty expensive...
And using your hands to pick it up live is way more bad-ass.
@ JCLEMZ, But what if it's one of those spiders that has its babies crawling all around it and as soon as you squish the mom all the babies scatter around your house?
@ JCLEMZ, now next time someone says this it will be downloaded to hell and all the "burn the house down" people will be around. 😃
@CriTiKa1, swap your weapon with either a damp cloth or a lighter + and your choice of flamable spray.
@ JCLEMZ, *brother* but I still feel ya fam
My friends, I have journeyed to the land called iFunny. For I was curious of its culture. Yeah...Fück that place!
@Comic Sans, welcome back
@laxmonster236, tank u
@Comic Sans, 👌🏼one does not simply go to iFunny with no expectations of hating it
@Comic Sans, I'm not brave enough to venture into that place, what was it like?
@Comic Sans, you went through decontamination on your way back right?
@Comic Sans, do they speak of us like we do of them?
@Comic Sans, I delve through both worlds. I hope you enjoyed your visit to the coal mines. Perhaps even found a gem or two?
@Comic Sans, I have iFunny, but only because my friends send me stuff from iFunny. I hate the app. It's community is horrendous, it's pictures usually aren't as funny, and I can't stand how the liking system works.
@DavidTheTwentieth, I love how close-knit our community is, I can't think of any app I would rather be using.
@Comic Sans, same it was horrible
We are. It's for sale.
We're too busy funding I shjt you not's top comments
@Timetravelingninja, you should ask for a refund
Imagine having to empty it
We obviously are since it exists
Because we're too busy funding reposts
I prefer the tennis racket shaped zapper. Scares the shjt out of friends and family. And the sharper image had them. Now Brookstone and sky mall sell these.
Or....use a regular vacuum
So, I just saw a picture of what a kid's skull looks like before their first teeth. It was terrifying.
This is incredibly cruel.... I like it
Because the bugs will be pissed when they get out of that cell
Because a bic lighter and fuel are cheaper.
They did fund this. It's called a normal vacuum cleaner.
All I can imagine is seeing that spider flying toward you up that tube but somehow the tube disassembles and the spider is instead launched at you 😱