"Oh." *sips coffee* "Sorry."
Breast coffee ever
@Rojofosho, Ha! More like breast BRAffee ever! *crickets*
@Wazer Wifle, Bra! brmore brike breast braffee brever! *brickets brintensifies*
'I know, sorry'
Proceeds to add more of it to coffee.
Has anyone really tasted real human breast milk? Be honest
@ frankster14937, many of us have as children
@ frankster14937, once, during foreplay my nursing wife shot me in the mouth with breast milk. Texture is gross but it's kinda good. Ruined the mood though.
@Ye Ol Redneck , and by shot me, randomly your boobs will leak milk if you don't breastfeed often, but you get it.
@Ye Ol Redneck , thanks for that, I'm going to go kill myself now
@ frankster14937, have fun
@ frankster14937, yes, I'm a mom who breast fed and i used it in some of her baby food once and I licked the spoof I used to measure how much I was using. Freaked me out at first but it's actually really sweet tasting. Not unlike sweetened almond milk.
* waits abusive breasts commentary...