Im on your mother to... have sex with her
@Dr Rick Sanchez, huh me too, cum here often?
@Dr Rick Sanchez, incest much Rick?
An I'm on this app because I'm takin a poop
@TheMultiOrgasmicMan, good luck! Has it ever glowed in the dark?
@JacketOff, the app or the poop?
@TheMultiOrgasmicMan, literally doing the same thing right now
Actually while I was in Europe I used tinder all the time to meet people and didn't have sexy time with any, that's not to say I didn't have any sex just was a good way to meet groups of friends if you aren't a local
And I'm at McDonald's for the salad
Saw a Minecraft let's play on pornhub once
@Fallout 4, ?
I can appreciate a good story to go along with it. You don't want it to be boring
Of Course he does. Why do you think she "pays" him.
Yes thats why im on pornhub
I love pornhub comments. Recently I've seen a lot of in depth video game reviews, it's the greatest thing. On a video of a blonde getting rammed, someone asked "how's the campaign for black ops 3?", and the community of relentless fappers banded together to persuade me to buy it
Those margins are wider than my future choices in life...