SO...Son of Odin? (He's got the beard for it)
@Scully, SO actually stands for sexy onion
@Scully, orrrr significant other
@Chuck Shirley is God, I believe in your username theory :) Chuck!
@Scully, That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me... :')
@I shjt you not, that can't be right
@Chuck Shirley is God, ogres are like onions
@Leprechaun Giant, They were repressed because they were ugly?
@Chuck Shirley is God, I was gonna say because they're sexy but sure
@Leprechaun Giant, That's what I meant... I just spelled sexy wrong.
@Leprechaun Giant, Bad poker face
@Scully, senior officer it's a military term
@I shjt you not, I mean anyone with a brain and a bottle of glue could figure that out.
@dont hate masturbate, how many people do you know in the military allowed to have such magnificent beards?
@I shjt you not, no that's stupid, how about Saucy oyster
🎼I wanna be where the hipsters are....🎶🎵
@bootyquake, he is clearly a hipster viking
@bootyquake, I wanna see, wanna see those vegans. Walkin around with those (what are they called?) oh, beards. 🎵🎶
Maybe he's born with it...
@City87, maybe it's Maybelline
Reminds me of that time I went down on a chick who squirts.
My best friend took this picture....
In the food industry SO is short for sautéed onions. Fun fact.
The mighty chest hair water flick, and if you look closely, you'll notice the beard flick.
My dick beard does the same thing
Hold onto this man
That actually looks painful like he might snap his neck doing that.
Am I the only one that notices how his nipples are hardcore lactating
Kinda looks like he is pissing
Majestic as fvck
Something for Bear Grylls to aspire to.
The hipsternacci spiral
At first, I thought he was peeing into his mouth...
By Odin's mighty beard!