If you keep a bat in your car, also keep a glove and a ball. Your lawyer will explain why that was important during the discovery phase of your trial...
@A Deformed Penis, Pretty sure it would look better in court if I used a bat instead of the .45 in my pocket.
1v1 me in Moscow, scrub.
@Pangbot, Bats only bro.
*Soviet Anthem blares*
If You Die In Russia Do You Die In Real Life?
@Good Guy Satan, shouldn't you know that Satan? Speaking of which how's Stalin doing down there?
@TheCoolestBean, Roasting over a fire as those he killed jab him with knives
@Good Guy Satan, idea for Stalin; make him work in a great gulag with coal mines that never end
@TheCoolestBean, Nice! I'll put that into next week's punishment
If you have a baseball bat in your car, take a glove and ball too. Your lawyer will thank you.
“Pair of gloves”? Are there people that wear two ball gloves? Surely not
Everywhere is pvp enabled. Russians (and Texans) just realize this.
I didn’t know scouts family had Russian ties