Absolutely worth the read. Lol
@groundpounder04, I've seen this before and I saved it, I look at it on days when I feel like I'm going crazy, to be reminded that I'm not this chick so I'm fine
@groundpounder04, I don't know, seems super staged
@AnimusJ, so are sit coms. Still funny and entertaining.
Kind of lame at the start but it gets going. All together worth the read 8/10
@WholeLottaDucks, I was expecting a crazy burn comment, I'm disappointed
Lol@ "give him angry eyebrows"
Stupidity has a lot in common with tattoos, incredibly hard to remove and can leave a rash.
Worth the read and if you go to high res you can see the tattoo a lot better.
I read the whole thing expecting her to be like "it's just a joke it's not a real tattoo it was photoshop" but no. None of that. Wow
The age old rule applies once again: Don't stick your djck in crazy.
This is totally fake.... it was entertaining, but definitely fake. Have you ever seen a tattoo after someone just got it? The skin is all red and irritated. And honestly the tattoo looks photoshopped on
@MrTsquared, if your skin is red and irritated for longer than a few minutes after they finish it, you should consider changing tattoo artists.
@DeathAwaits, pretty sure the swelling and irritation lasts an average of 1-2 days for most people. So I guess if you only experience it for minutes you have that Wolverine style healing mutation
@LawyeredApe, my skin is never red for too long after I get a tattoo... it stings for a couple of days but it doesn't look irritated
@DeathAwaits, with both of mine the skin was puffy for a day or two, but everyone's body is different.
9gag is most certainly not my best source for fun
But why was he paying for her tattoo in the first place?
Considering all the crazy things she did and it's been supposedly a week until the tattoo thing...damn.
9gag is the source in internet diarrhea
TL;DR this for me, please.
@Doctor Krieger, You should really read it. It's great.
@Doctor Krieger, chick got a tattoo of the face of her boyfriend that she was with for only 1 week, then was surprised when her boyfriend broke up with her for being crazy. Apparently the chicks friends also didn't think it was a dumb thing to do.
I will have to disagree with the thing on the very bottom, but definitely worth the read
What's scary is that I live only 1.5 hours away from Calgary and I don't know where this chick lives!!!! She might be from my city and I'm worried now.
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, on the plus side, she'll be easily recognizable now. Lol
Why is his face not already a T-shirt?
@KingGhost52, It actually was. This thread blew up about two or three years ago on theChive. It's good to see it pop up again I suppose, as the read is always worth it.
Is this forreal?
@El Ray, I'm skeptical. He says they've only been together for nearly a week, but then says "this has been a long time coming".
Also, after that laundry list of all the crazy stuff she's done, what man would stay through all that in a relationship so short, and honestly, how can crazy conjure up that quickly?
Beyond that, all the dialogue feels a bit canned, and the two feel a bit inconsistent in their positions.
@Berntley, This actually happened a few years ago. You can still find the original thread off site.
@El Ray, This is a prank by austin knill that was done a few years back. Tattoo isn't real and neither is Sara.
@Rodzilla, I'm getting conflicting reports
@Berntley, Choose your own adventure. Do you follow the path of truth, or may I entice you with more alternative facts?
Calgary! That's where I live! Now I'm gonna be on the lookout for this crazy b!tch
@dinodave, I'm from Red Deer, and I'm worried she might be from here...