Kid:"Oh! She's that one over there"
Santa:"Oh, well i see a hoe hoe hoe!"
@Punny lad, kid, "Oh she's that one over there!" Santa, "better luck next year kiddo!"
In unrelated news, how can I become a department store Santa?
@me irl, is there a test? Or do you just have to be fat? Because I'd that's the only requirement, I got it covered.
@me irl, you actually have to train a lot before you can become Santa. I recommended offering little children to sit on your lap at a park, mall, really anywhere. They might resist at first, but you may have to force them on your lap. Then stare them in the eyes, (don't blink cause kids hate blinking) and ask them if they can feel it. By it I mean the Christmas spirit, but it's best not to elaborate. Do this every day for many many years and that's how to become a pedophile, I mean Santa.
@me irl, we meet behind the local denys in a port-i-john and lick eachothers butthole
Happy 200000th pic! Sorry, I'm late
And he got a baby brother
Imagine having Santa as your father though!
"I saw mommy kissin Santa Claus"
And yes....she was a naughty girl this year ;)
I don't think this is the right use of the meme
Is there another way to see the 200000 pic? My app crashes when i try to look at it