There is. It's called "your last day."
@Mr Doctor Professor, or you could dress up as a worker in a random store and do this every day.
That's normal, right?
@Mr Doctor Professor, When you put in your two weeks. You can do whatever.
@Mr Doctor Professor, i have sooooo many plans for my last day. I hope i have time for everything.
@Mr Doctor Professor, it's called therapy
@WhiteGirlSatan, people working in retail can't afford therapy. Haha
Hi how has you're day been? I'd just like to by these.
@Fly on the wall , I didn't realize how dumb society was until I started working in retail.
as someone who works in retail, this would be fun but detrimental
@Jellal Fernandes, the purge of working retail lol
We'll call it "Slap-a-bitch Sunday"
National Fcuk This Shti Day
"Teller" truth Tuesday.
Get your shjt and GTFO!
Just get another job
@Fat cow, you have to start somewhere. Usually good jobs won't hire you unless you have a few years of work experience already. And anyway, someone has to work retail or stores will cease to exist.
@HolyCatchphrase, And without retail, where else can you find verbal punching bags?
This sounds like a completely reasonable trade off for anyone willing to work Black Friday.
As a customer i would love this where's the yogurt? Up your ass.
It's called night shift
STORY TIME on my last day working at sears this lady came up to me and would not stop complaining about how her bikini was supposed to be $2 but it was marked $3. I got so fed up I just gave it to her and told her to leave. I never looked back.
Merry Christmas! Because saying that gets you in trouble these days... What has the world come to?
Bad luck Brian-doesn't work that day
I work in retail and I 2nd this notion
The purge: Walmart edition
It is called Black Friday.
I worked at best buy for 4 years and I've been saying that to my managers for the last 3
"I didn't set the price for these things"
"No I would not recommend you sign up for our store credit card"
"I haven't personally used all these products. If you ask me how they work I will read the box to you."
"I don't know what your kids want for Christmas"
"Tell your kid to stop messing stuff up"
"Don't scream at your kid in the store when they mess something up"
"Just because I'm not helping you doesn't mean I'm doing nothing. I'm actually very busy with other customers and don't need this shjt right now"
No one would go shopping
I work at a grocery store and I get 15 minute breaks. Because life sucks. So when I go to take my break I have to practically run to the break room so no stupid customers f*cking ack me a question. And the other day a customer stopped me. And I said "ma'am I'm on my break, there is someone behind me that can help" (the service desk) and she called my manager. That's the story of how my manager now gives me longer breaks so I'm not "rude" to customers
Please make this a thing! As someone who works in a grocery store I would love for this to become a thing
I honestly keep asking our managers if we can do this, and they keep saying no.
The day everyone shops online.
We need a purge
Does it count for collections jobs?
The Purge: Retail Edition
I would like to announce my triumphant return to funny pics. I lost my phone about two weeks ago and just got a new one about half an hour ago, this is the very first app I downloaded. So... HELLO... ya
We could do it on Black Friday. Finally a way to combat the cracked out crazy people who have been standing in line for 3 days.
There should be a day out of the year when doctors can mess up surgery and not get a malpractice suit. I would save so much money.
No we dont have tires! Back up or im gonna kick your fvckin teeth in!