Michael Jackson dies on June 25th, same day as Billy Mayes. Mj gets to the gates of heaven and is granted 1 wish. Mj says he wants to be whiter than anyone else in history, and out pops Billy Mayes with a bucket of OxyClean
"Hi, Abu Wiseman here with an all new product that's sweeping the nation. Have you ever been tired and exhausted in the desert as you follow a giant beam of light, while your fussy camel refuses to listen and often stop walking completely? Well I've got the solution! Get the all new Camel Spritzer! And spray that defiant camel till those lazy humps start movin! Order now and we'll throw in a free purse of sand, all for the low low prize of 2,000 rupees."
@Sir Bionic, do you accept pay-pal? Venmo? Stolen diamonds? Wait what?
@Sir Bionic, Darn! My wallet only carries 99 rupees!
@Thinlizzy, we accept placentas now if you have any to spare.
@rainbowbaconwaffles, sounds like you need our new goat stomach wallet, fills all of your needs. For exactly 99 rupees as well, no refunds though.
Ok so I uploaded a what I thought was funny upload, but was immediately shot down by SP so I'll just tell you all what it was- some lady tried to use chi cheese fries as a weapon at a fast food place.
@DawnWiener, oops chili cheese fries
@DawnWiener 10/10 would thumbs up
@Creepy Uncle, and I give you a thousand thumbs up for your amazing profile picture
@DawnWiener, why thank you!
This joke is utter shist.
Geology puns ladies and gentlemen 👏🏻
.....someone please pay my student loans 😭😭😭
@NegroMancer, Keep suffering, millennial scum
Is that Maz Jobrani in the middle or am I seeing things
"Don't worry so much about the myrrh next time"
The guy on the left looks a bit like a Middle Eastern Bill Myrrhy
I didn't know that Billy Mays was a wiseman.
I laughed more than I should have