That's a very nice tree you've got there... Be a shame if something were too... Happen to it. *proceeds to sue because I'm offended*
@Sir Bionic, *proceeds to sue because you being offended offends me*
@Le Bro Army, I sexually identify as an offense. That fact that you're using my sexuality like that objectifies me. I'm offended.
@Sir Bionic, all jokes people don't get offended please
@Sir Bionic, TOO LATE MR BIONIC. THE FACT THAT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A BIONIC HUMAN FROM THE FUTURE OFFENDS ME. I WANT TO GO TO THE FUTURE.
@KingofFunnypics, you win
@Sir Bionic, of course he wins, he's the King of Funny Pics.
@Medal Delivery Boy, but that fact that a male is the king of funny pics is starting to offend me
@Sir Bionic, Actually I am a Quasi semi transgendered 7th dimesional hyperquark. The fact that you assume that I am a male offends me.
I do try to live up to my name.
@Le Bro Army, *police sirens sound* did someone say offended?!? Nice bros I was offended in '06, Georgia state.
@Sir Bionic, I sexually identify as Phil Collins
*sheds single tear* that's true Christmas spirit
I fail to see the issue here, that tree is awesome
Virginity Guardian: Holiday Edition
Mine's like that except it forms a giant penis
Inside that lies his virginity
OOMG A MINECRAFT JOKE HAVENT SEEN THOSE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME
I could do it in two less redstone
I would've used blackjack and hookers