@Agent Fox Mulder, Wwwiiiillllllsooooooooo!!!
@Agent Fox Mulder, #bestcomm
@Agent Fox Mulder, so I've been marathoning X files for two weeks now. Love it. I'm nearing the end of season 3. Doesn't sound like much but at 25ish episodes per season it's something.
She writes HELLO. A jet writes "is it me you're looking for?" In the sky and flies away
@CinnamondaWinnamon, or they'll write "it's me"
When anyone uses or says hashtag in person, in argument or talking.. I get major douche chills.. And you should be able to stab them.
@ComedyPro, Like a fatal stab, or just a good prison shank?
Spread out the rocks you dumb ho
"Why God! Why did I run out of rocks!?"
She went to Brazil to look for a guy
That island looks like a sprouted potato
Any one here play Smite, because I am not going near Hel
She deserves it
The joke is she could have used the rocks from the hashtag to make the p for help instead. This is a satire on how useless the hashtag is, but how society has given it such an important place in social media that apparently it is more important than the word it is trying to represent.
She can't even right now.
Those rocks sure look a lot like sausages....HILLSHIRE FARM GO MEAT!!!
A HELP that big probably won't help anyway