Where's the box for "masturbates so often, you're literally too dehydrated to cry"?
@Apollo Gauntlet, I'd check that box too
@Apollo Gauntlet, it's called "married"
@Apollo Gauntlet, so that explains my dehydration!
@Apollo Gauntlet, everything makes sense now
One day you wakeup with 37 cats eating your flesh because you forgot to feed them
Isnt in a relationship and dating the same thing?
@Jack Meoff, for us single losers yes. But in reality you can go on dates with girls, like take them to eat or the movies, but they aren't actually in a relationship. It's like to see if they are compatible.
@buzz killinton, well yeah that is what I do (about 2-5 dates with different women each month) but I'd still consider myself single?
Where is the box for me?
It's that bad.
Woohoo my birthday is today! Happy weed dayyy