Stop the world I wanna get off
@SquidwardTorteIIini, I don't think I'm tall enough to ride this ride.
@SquidwardTorteIIini, me too
@SquidwardTorteIIini, I don't like them. Even on girls.
@SquidwardTorteIIini, is there a portable version of you that I could have?
@An Actual Scientist, Why do you ask?
@SquidwardTorteIIini, I'm using this in everyday life now.
@Kitchen Knight, I'm glad to be a source of slight inspiration. Carry on bruh.
@SquidwardTorteIIini, thank you for your contribution toward fixing the overpopulation problem.
@SquidwardTorteIIini, or you could jump off while it's still moving and face plant sideways.
@SquidwardTorteIIini, Professor Farnsworth would have been more appropriate here.
@SquidwardTorteIIini, *Sings Arctic Monkeys song*
Please tell me this was satirical.
@Devils Avocado, I really how so.
@Devils Avocado, Dylan kickham works for entertainment weekly😫
@Michael Fassbender, oh dear god...
@Devils Avocado, it's written by a very reputable source called The Onion. They cover all sorts of topics. So if you don't know the Onion go look up their articles online. If you do know what the Onion is then you if this really is satirical.
@arealwerewolf, actually i found this same article on a website called reductress, but I would guess it is satirical as they quote "a local dumb person."
@arealwerewolf, that's a relief. It seemed like something the onion would do, but you never really know, these days.
@jayne cobb, well at least it points to be satirical
@Michael Fassbender, so yes...?
I googled it and found the article, it is in fact satirical. It is mocking the fact that we even call them "man buns" instead of just buns.
@Shuddup, thank the lord. My faith in humanity was dangling by a wet noodle
@Shuddup, thank you. I was about to type asking if an article escaped from the onion
I'm gonna start the man-leia-bun trend. Prepare for the new hottesst hairstyle ladies!
@Dr Rick Sanchez, Dr Rick Sanchez for president 2016. Only presidential candidate to successfully divide conjoined buns.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, please please please do
The "I Don't Want to live on this planet anymore" meme would be better.
I really hope they're joking
Not sure if stupid or retarded.
@nivE3066, it's satire
@Gay Rattlesnake , was trying to fit the meme I understand it was satire
Mad world......mad world...
This makes me unreasonably angry.
@Quoth the Revan, Neverbored.
There are no words for how stupid this is
The farnsworth meme is much more fitting
This makes me irrationally mad.
What anime is this?
Im finna go off
Gotta be an Onion article...!
Honestly, I think that it is the journalists and reporters that are making the general public having obscured views just so they can make a story
Welp that's it
Im gonna tell him
Yeah I know. Crazy world huh?
*Insert picture of Captain Kirk facepalming here
Go KICK a HAM, Dylan. You suck.
Get it? Ha. I'm funny. I'm staying. *chains self to stuckpixel*
Oh look it's the onion
Plot twist, its actually her beard