How could it be 650 million years if it's 2015? Ha, Idiots!
@KaijuKoitus, I hate you. Have an upvote.
@KaijuKoitus, good news!
@KaijuKoitus, Dang, you're immortal
@KaijuKoitus, evolution 1, creationism 0
@Leprechaun Giant, crap that's backwards Oh well
@KaijuKoitus, because of the leap years, also the time differences. Right?
@KaijuKoitus, crazy how nature do that
@KaijuKoitus, not sure if excellent comment... or going to live 650 million years...
But... Stupid people don't believe that they have survived that long...
@Dr Rick Sanchez, if no one gets it,, he's slamming Christians
@Dr Rick Sanchez, Well... I can't say with certainty what the age is of the earth or any of its inhabitants, but I do believe strongly that most scientists have fvcked up along the way in some way to put it nicely.
@Sadist, I don't think it's limited to Christians
@Sadist, No, he's slammin Creationists. Normal Christians know the Old Testament isn't supposed to be taken literally
@Dr Rick Sanchez, *not triggered because I'm not an over sensitive a$$ wipe*
@Draolord, glad to see there are still a few people on this app that aren't goddamned pansies.
@TheSmashingPumpkins, Actually you're both wrong. My one true goal is to slam everybody on earth. If I haven't gotten around to some people yet, I'll make sure I do eventually
@Dr Rick Sanchez, #triggered
@Qu9ke, We can say with certainty it is a lot older than 20,000 years old. Earth is at least 650 million years old, because, you known, FOSSILS!
@Kalam1ty, Yes, fossils are an indicator of great age if you are viewing earth through a strictly naturalistic set of goggles, but there are other potential explanations.
@Qu9ke, Yeah, but that goes for everything. Gravity is a thing from a naturalistic point of view, but from my personal view, Grazgo the Cheesy, the giant pizza slice in space, pulls us all toward the Earth using pepperoni in our feet that are attracted to the Earth's core.
@Kalam1ty, That wasn't exactly the direction I was going to take, but okay. I'm just going to stop here because these kinds of topics just drain me.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, that's the spirit. Offend everyone equally and without bias.
@Qu9ke, *pulls out popcorn* I am intrigued by your hypothesis.....go on....
@Venezuelan Doctor, *takes popcorn* I'm going to need that for the movie tonight.
@Qu9ke, *leans in closely* I put my d^ck in it
@Venezuelan Doctor, Nice. At least it will be extra salty.
@Qu9ke, tis tasty
@Dr Rick Sanchez, how about just not slamming on anyone.
@TheSmashingPumpkins, Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the assertion that only normal Christians interpret the OT an example of the no true scotsman fallacy?
@Qu9ke, interpret the OT *figuratively
@Qu9ke, I'm not familiar with the fallacy you're talking about, but I do know that almost every Catholic school nowadays teaches about evolution and to interpret the OT figuratively rather than literally. I know very few schools that still accept creationism
@TheSmashingPumpkins, well this particular comment no, he wasent. But he has said anyone who believes in a god are foolish children,so...
@Qu9ke, That's called cafeteria Christians. They pick and choose what's "literal" and what's "figurative" based on science so as not to look like fools. (While using true Scotsman) a REAL Christian would take all parts of the bible literally as that is God's instructions to him and part of their religion sad God is omnipotent and omniscient, so he couldn't be wrong. However, nowadays people know most of the bible is flat out wrong but still stick to the religion as "general followers."
@Sadist, oh great! This picture relates to you.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, not that I like jumping into a firestorm (and I thumbs up your comment for the humor) but in all honesty it doesn't make a religious difference how old the earth is. It's not like because the earth is old God can't exist, so I don't understand why this upsets people. Also to argue the other side, fossils can't tell us how old the earth is and carbon dating is only accurate to about 50,000 years. 650 million years is our scientist best guess as to how old the earth is, however to state that as a fact is foolish, as if it matters anyway.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, 1738 I SAY HEY WHATS UP HELLO
@I smell of smores, the earth is close to 4.5 billion actually
@Can yew knot, oh sorry your right. I got it mixed up with the age of the jelly fish. But my point stands, that it doesn't really make a difference.
So what you're saying is to ensure the survival of our race we must vote for trump?
@Lord Commander Snow, that is a choice between different kinds of stupid, doesn't matter if you are stung in the right or left testicle the jellyfish will outlive you.
@Lord Commander Snow, that wouldn't be bad.
@Lord Commander Snow, maybe if we're lucky Trump will have the same luck after being voted President as you did after being voted Lord Commander
The fact that they have survived that long, in peace, is a very sad commentary regarding human beings.
The fact that pictures are reposted so often on FP is great news for stupid people with bad memory.
They have four brains...
You don't even have to have a brain to know this is a repost and a bad one ay that
Anyone else notice that jellyfish kind of look like The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
But not good for smart people
Sounds like good news!
And they will probably be here long after us. So the odds of being reincarnated as a jellyfish are probably the highest. If that's your cup o' tea
I would like to state that I am posting this comment from the comfort of my theater seat as I prepare to have my mind blown by J. J. Abrams.