The winner of this competition gets their wife's weight in beer.
@jasontype40, wait what? *runs out and gets married*
@jasontype40, well, time to take steroids and get a fat wife
*spikes wife at endzone
Me- the guy. My team- the wife. Support for life.
I am not sure if there would be much finishers if they would organize this here in Arizona...
Where can I sign up for this comp
@The Heartsmith, only in Finland
I see a guy at the end dressed in a TMNT onesie; Raphael, I believe.
@Bad Betty, wtf is onesie?
Confided person on the internet asking serious question
@Papa Pablo, you know how normally you wear a shirt and pants? A onesie is basically both of those in one garment. Hence "one"-sie.
@MrJojo, dank you my friend for explaining this to such a stupid individual as i
@Papa Pablo, that's not stupid, that's just ignorance, which is completely fine. Stupid is when you stick your dick in a blender and not expect disaster. I may or may not speak from experience.