We shouldn't be making light of these things.
@Empshok, don't laser in on all the good light puns, leave some for those that are still with us
@Colombian Sugar, don't worry. I'm pretty sure punsniper just laser-ound all day.
Honestly I still make the joke, if it offends you then tough titties
I swear I just saw this on Pinterest
That sounds awesome How'd it happen?
@Jfosh, Professor Utonium had a plan to perform the perfect laser eye surgery, but he accidently added an extra ingredient to the laser; CHEMICAL X