Hey guys need the help of a mechanic, I tried to change my oil on my own, big mistake I know because as soon as I unscrewed the tube that connects it to the gas pipe, ok now that all the girls are gone my girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship and we just started writing naughty fantasies to each other, kinda like love letters, but more like sexy time letters I need to know if anybody else does this or if I'm weird and need to be checked into the looney bin
@generic zombie, hahaha that's odd first I've heard but that's awesome to each their own.
@generic zombie, You know, it's not very cool to assume that no girl will be interested in what's wrong with your car.
@generic zombie, great way to communicate fantasies, not crazy at all, and will probably help you guys stay together
@generic zombie, also I think it's kinda cool that you and your girlfriend have found an interesting way to keep in touch. It may be a little unorthodox, but I don't think it's weird or that you're weird.
@generic zombie, i did it with an ex of mine awhile back. Things didnt work out with us but its definitley fun and not weird
@generic zombie, sounds perfectly normal to me. Also, would 10/10 recommend sexy time FaceTime/Skype
@generic zombie, it's completely normal, in my opinion. I've done it plenty of times with past lovers. And I agree with @the price is left, 10000/10 recommend skype/FaceTime sexy time! So much fun!
@generic zombie, I'm in a ldr and I haven't done the letters, sounds fun though! Sounds like a great way to keep in touch
@generic zombie, sorry this girl still here and norm
@generic zombie, I used to do it with a chick here on funnypics. Search the tag erotica for more. I changed my account. I used to be swat.
But also I think it's neat. If it strengthens your relationship, then who cares if it's normal? Long distance relationships are hard. Do whatever you want or need to get closer.
@generic zombie, you are gonna wanna go with full synthetic for sure
@generic zombie, Girl here. Totally not weird - whether it's fantasy letters, sexting, or sexy time via phone/face time once a week, it builds your bond and keeps the relationship relevant and exciting.
@generic zombie, won't lie, I'm a little disappointed it wasn't really a car question. But what you are doing is perfectly normal.
@generic zombie, swear to god my girl and I write letters in fancy hand writing with quills once a week to each other and seal them with wax stamps. Everyone assumes what we write is classy and cute but the graphic nature of the sexy filth we say to each other would give your grandma a heart attack.
@generic zombie, man i was in mechanic mode all ready to help you out😂
@generic zombie, not weird at all. It's like a personal erotica novel to your significant other
@the price is left, I did that. It sounds really weird but it's pretty enjoyable.
@Clementine and Lee, right ?that's why I kept reading cause I've fixed up my own cars. I was hoping I'd know the answer.
@Clementine and Lee, #Triggered
@Clementine and Lee, haha then there's this guy
@generic zombie, you're not alone. I used to do that with a girl I like that was long distance as well. I enjoyed it
@generic zombie, ok. I was wondering what the heck the tube to the gas pipe was and what the oil change had to do with each other.
@generic zombie, Kk so what you want to do is buy more oil, pour it directly into your gas line, and then let your car run for a minimum or 4 hours. This should clear the gunk and have your car running good as new.
@generic zombie, The fvck is wrong with you?
You should never disconnect the tube that connects to the gas pipe when you change your oil.
@generic zombie, it's absolutely necessary. Keep that motor purring. 😉
@generic zombie, WELL FVCK, I WAS LIKE "Gas line? Wtf. This guy has messed up big time." Annnnnnndddddd then you said that
@generic zombie, I done it before, my texts could have been a damn erotic novel. Needless to say many a nude was received
@generic zombie, it doesn't matter if you are the only couple in the world who does that. If it makes her happy, and you happy, who cares.
@the price is left, my girlfriend and I used to sexy time Skype until anywhere from 3-6 in the morning and it was wonderful. Nowadays she works late so we can't :/
@Jonnasty, except if terrorism or communism makes you happy, then please go kill yourself
@generic zombie, for some reason my ex use to draw naughty pictures of us and I thought it was weird as hell. I never told her because she liked it and it led to the hanky panky.
@generic zombie, thats a big problem your definatly going to need to see a specalist
@generic zombie, me and an old gf used to write naughty/sexy time emails (before texting with full keyboards were available). It's definitely not weird and when you're together, you can live them out for real.
@generic zombie, I mean that's just snail mail sexting and a lot of couples sext so I think it's perfectly normal
@shocking60, yea man I'm over here ready to give my input about this car trouble haha
@generic zombie, nah it's fine, I do it too. Or do we both need to be checked into the loony bin?
@generic zombie, my boyfriend and I will send porn videos to each other of things we'd want to try (amateur videos), we haven't written full on stories but we've definitely gone in full conversations and imagined situations and what we would do. You guys do you :)
@generic zombie, I could've sold an entire erotic novel by now, don't worry about it bro
@generic zombie, I go to school at FSU (in Florida) and my girlfriend goes to school at Salem State (in Massachusetts) so I know your feel, dude. We have our one year today and I'm laying in her bed - so happy. And the letters are cool!! A physical relationship is so important and in our situation that's obviously a lot harder so talking dirty always helps haha. Happy new year!
@generic zombie, totally not weird, also recommend facetime/skype while showering.
@Clementine and Lee, this looks like a football score lol
@Clementine and Lee, what's sadder is how badly you got downvoted. I guess apparently you're in the wrong somehow.
@generic zombie, speaking from experience and from once being in a "looney bin", this bizarre behaviour does not warrant a stay at a mental health facility, you do not belong there. you would be considered "prey" in a psych ward .
@generic zombie, my girlfriend has me write about sexy scenarios for her on messanger
@generic zombie, I do with my boyfriend it's fun and helps with the separation anxiety. Don't worry bud, you're not alone.
@generic zombie, We call that "classy sexting" my friend
@Clementine and Lee, I apologize for down voting you, but you had 50 up votes and 49 down votes and I had to even it out.
@generic zombie, you do you, buddy. Also, learn to change your oil. Weren't even close, man.
It almost looks like her face is frozen like that
Event though you're hot you can't hide dumb
@Anonymous3301, and pretentious
@Anonymous3301, you don't know if she's dumb. I hate the hot blondes are dumb stereotype, finding one is hard but it's almost like winning life
@Michael Fassbender, thanks for that also. Im a blonde and actually enjoy intellectual pursuits. I know quite a few beautiful scientists and highly educated women who are very gorgeous.
Doesn't matter, tits
Can't deny that she's good looking, but also evidently self-absorbed
@appaddict, how is that evident? She's posing for pictures and a lot of girls pose like that
@Michael Fassbender, the quantity of pictures, in the same pose. I just got that kind of vibe
@appaddict, it's a pose, this one works well for her and a lot of other girls, guys do dumb poses too. If she has a day where she feels exceptionally good looking she should take a few pictures, when I'm wearing a jacket and tie you can be damn sure there will be selfies. For all you know she could be a nuclear engineer or a neurosurgeon, but because she's hot you assume things about her personality.
@Michael Fassbender, True. Meh, I guess I was being too judgemental
@appaddict, you never know she could be a dumb Barbie doll, or a MENSA member, but assumptions are usually not good
Trying to hard 101
@Biscuit1023, she definitely harded me 😏
Idk about her... But her friend is cute
I prefer real meat, none of that artificial bs. Damn, even people are becoming fast food :(
My 5 yo nephew peaked over my shoulder when I got to this pic. He said, "awww you're looking at sexy ladies"
She looks like a dude in the face. And dem titties are made outta basketball
Her armpit looks like a vagina in the second photo.
Why do I have this nagging feeling like she is from Australia? Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull down there?
She looks hella dumb
@bootyquake, again... How? She's one of the hottest women I've ever seen so why is she getting crap for being dumb based off of 8 pictures of her
@Michael Fassbender, she is pretty. Just based on these 8 pic poses that are all the same expression, she looks vapid. A smile might be nice.
@bootyquake, maybe she doesn't like the way she looks when she smiles, I don't like my smile so I try not to when I'm taking pictures
@Michael Fassbender, is your profile pic on here of you? Do you model? Its a nice pic
@bootyquake, and have you considered that just for this one picture some random person could have just picked out 8 pictures of her striking the same pose
@Michael Fassbender, yeah. I thought that
@bootyquake, michael Fassbender is an actor, michael Fassbender also speaks in the third person occasionally
@Michael Fassbender, ok. So I googled him. Hes handsome
@bootyquake, thank you, I consider myself to be quite dashing
@Michael Fassbender, so im assuming youre not really the actor but i could be wrong. Or do u look like him? Just bored and being nosy. People tell me i look like jenny mcarthy or christina applegate, which is weird because i dont think they look similar
@bootyquake, umm I'm obviously the actor, how else would I get the name Michael Fassbender? Use some logic
@bootyquake, you be the judge, go to 200,000 and tell me if I look like who I say I am
@Michael Fassbender, k
@bootyquake, plot twist I'm the girl in the picture above
@Michael Fassbender, lol. that would be great. Im not sure how to look up pic 200,000. Im on an android phone. Maybe have to do it from a desktop?
@bootyquake, I'll save you the trouble I'm alright looking
@Michael Fassbender, there goes my argument for being smart! Lol, apparently I'm technologically challenged. I'll just go sit in the corner with my dunce cap on now.
@bootyquake, sit there in you wrongness and be wrong😈
@Michael Fassbender, haha, been fun chatting with u. I'm off to the gym now. Happy New year!
@bootyquake, "New Year, new me"?
@Michael Fassbender, nope. I work out every day. Have for years. gym is gonna be packed with those people who come for a week and give up. So annoying
@bootyquake, yes I know these gym problems also *sweats profusely*
She is like food commercials all pretty with make up and plastic but when when you take take it away it ain't so pretty.
@Turding turtle, and then it wants half your shjt and the kids and then you dont even want the damn burger anymore!
@Turding turtle, doesn't matter you'd still smash, she's not in the wife zone but definitely the fun zone
Definitely still would though
Its gonna take alot of time before she answer it though
Maybe she should try actually smiling
She looks like a grown version of Celia's daughter from Weeds
Her eyes on the bottom right
Maybe it's the eyebrows?