Unless it's children.
@Sir Bionic, *especially if it's children
@Sir Bionic, and doesn't have a pulse
@Steelhammer, or if it's human
@Sir Bionic, or a Feminazi, I learned that the hard way.
@Steelhammer, do live children are ok then?
@Sir Bionic, what if two children are dating?
@qzw444, if she 8 den I'm 8
@Sir Bionic, if their age is on the clock they are old enough for my cock?
@pipesnake, sir please stay away from the preschool
@Sir Bionic, it's better they learn here then on the streets.
@pipesnake, if she can walk, she can take cock
@Sir Bionic, your comment made the freaking picture xD
@Sir Bionic, don't judge
@ritzpeep, thank you friend
@Sir Bionic, *glances at Lionmaker Studios*
@Corycogo5737, *glares at yamimash*
@ihatecums, if she is old enough to poo she is old enough for you
@voldimorts nipples, old enough to eat. Old enough to beat
@ihatecums, if there's grass in the field, play ball.
I am so into the polar bear body types 😍
@GrumpyKat, *slides in seductively* well, hello there.
But my preferences aren't as much fun if I can't enforce them on everyone else.
I for example, think this polar bear is attractive.
@CommunistTurtle, sorry bro, but she's kinda checking me out right now.
To any and every fellow funny pics denizens that have recently suffered some sort of injury or travesty, in one form or another, I would like to share something to those looking for empathy and compassion (instead of apathy) with an update from this stubborn "disabled" Veteran, which I refuse to give up and in, and a different insight from finishing my third Bachelor's degree (Psychology, as I had already finished my first two: Bachelor's of Automotive, Diesel, and Industrial Engineering, along with my BSN). My insight I provide to all the fallen, this world spends too much time trying to justify being a "victim." Instead, I need each of you to read, acknowledge, and try to apply to your lives with this value: "I am not a victim until I let you take me down." I know the habit of historical habit provides comfort, but as a New Years resolution, I push to set standard(s) that all who participate can actually achieve. Whether we fail or succeed, at least we tried.
*To clear any inconsistencies, I am not belittling and demeaning any circumstance of the sort, but to make sure I stay true to my New Year resolution of and attempt to prove pure altruism exists.
@City87, you sound like my friend Michael. Are you a Michael?
@SchroedingerPussPuss, no. My name is Gerrod. I just want to end our constant spinning of cycles without any progress. In order for us to do so, all it takes is one more person.
@City87, That's a lot of degrees. I can hardly pick one. Kodus to you.
@Colonel Krusty , I love a real challenge or challenges. I look for things that many would not ever do and make it a point to break from the path most traveled.
@Colonel Krusty , to assist you in finding your degree that you would be proud to select, I need you to set societal habits and social desirability aside for a moment and identify what it is that you most enjoy in the good AND the bad. For instance, when I was stationed in Fort Wainwright, Alaska I came to work happy, even when I knew it was going to be a bad day for my Soldiers and I. I am from and in Texas currently, but the memories of Alaska keep driving me to get back to my genuine smile. All three of my degrees provide numerous paths that I can take to get back there. Where does yours lead you to?
@City87, Well, I took a personality test. And most of the careers for what I got are science and math related, but I am horrible at math. Also I haven't even chosen a major so...
@Colonel Krusty , personality tests do not exactly deem what field would make you happy. They help because for most people, their answers to those questions explain them and what they like to do, but there are those conflicted constantly (like me) over what you interpret you should be doing and what you'd like to do. I scored, somehow, 80% in all three of my degrees personality questions, which should be impossible because we cannot go over a system that goes to 100%. How I see those scores like that was because when I read a lot of those questions, I could tell exactly which ones were aimed where I want to go and others that would not fit, so I answered thusly. As for being horrible at math and sciences that require a ton of math, that is what the higher education is there for: to teach you things you are not good at. Like learning how to operate a new phone or car, it is the same with common core.
@City87, I never thought about it that way, but I will keep that in mind. Also, you're right, higher level math is something that needs to be learned. I guess I need to challenge my brain. ( Of course, to some it comes easier though)
I like fat bottom girls. They make the rockin world go round.
Obese is disgusting, and no one should be allowed to be such.
@Cpzombie, although I'm not attracted to the obese, that's pretty harsh.
@ Officer Shaft, it's extremely unhealthy
@Cpzombie, there's no denying that, but calling them disgusting is pretty rude.
@ Officer Shaft, yea I agree to just call people disgusting won't help them. It will lower their self water and make it harder to get the will power to lose weight
@George Feeny, esteem*
@ Officer Shaft, it is disgusting though
@Cpzombie, well, ok then.
@Cpzombie, you can dislike obese people but you can't say it shouldn't be "allowed". Are we supposed to pass a law? Put little old ladies on strict diet and exercise routines? Fine a chubby middle aged dad?
@HolyCatchphrase, you're asking the good questions. I keep seeing people saying things shouldn't be allowed or should be illegal but nobody ever has an idea on what should be done to resolve it
@HolyCatchphrase, yes. Japan does it, and it works for them
@Cpzombie, Japan recommends medical treatment for overweight adults. Which is good. They're not punished for being overweight.
@HolyCatchphrase, some consider that a punishment (I was given false information, thank you for correcting me. My bad for not checking sources)
And then get eaten by a poler bear
Heyy there sexy😘
So is this meme just like a everyone get along even though it's not funny pic?
Sounds good to me!...* dies before girl likes my body type
Honestly I fuk what I can get
So I'm new here after having this app a little over a year and i have a few questions about this otherwise awesome community: 1.) why do you all hate ifunny. 2.) who the fvck is isyn. 3.) what can i say that won't be censored and what can i not say. 4.) why do you guys pay attention to trolls if that's what they want. 5.) besides "first" what should I not say to keep me from being downvoted so hard I'll wish my father had used a condom on the night of my conception
@The Landshark , 1. Because they suck and most posts are just request for likes or some such stupid thing. 2. Never heard of it. 3. I don't think curse words get censored I know I have used a couple but you want to be careful because you can get banned for cursing continually. Also body parts aren't curse words as they are anatomically correct terms if that helps you. 4. Because we don't all get the memo to ignore them and sometimes it's fun to anger a troll whose trying to troll but has thin skin and gets mad when people insult them right. 5. Don't post the same thing on every pic, don't ask for upvotes or downvotes, don't insult something others like you can express your dislike without calling it's fans idiots, don't try and start flame wars and just be a semi decent person
@George Feeny, got it. Thanks
@The Landshark , no problem buddy
@George Feeny, firsties and repost/retoast get pretty old. Or spoilers. IFunny has some OK updates but the community is rude.
@SchroedingerPussPuss, yea all funny pics sites will have some good pics but ifunny tends to post a ton of people just asking for upvotes since anyone can post anything and it doesn't have to be approved
@The Landshark , isyn is I shjt you not, also known as Colin Kapernic or Invisible Man, who is a famous commenter.
Polar bear loves every type of body. They all taste delicious to him
Agreed. And if I feel, I can date that Polar bear
No, no dating. Bad polar bear.
*sips iced tea* But that's none of my business.
Does this mean I can date Megan Fox?
Piss Off Polar Bear?
Obviously you've never touched a boob. Or a butt. Butts are good
Honest Question: Guys- would you ever date a girl who used to be obese but has lost a lot of weight, or would you just always see them as a fat girl?
Well doesn't really help if the person you like doesn't even know you exist....or doesn't like you back *sobs uncontrollably*
Don't tell me how to live my life stupid polar bear. I hate these opinion memes they just state what everyone's already thinking. Im looking at you "un"popular opinion puffin.
Pretty much honest polar bear?