Bastard deserves it
@chickenridingcow, I wonder if he molested himself later that night
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, if ya know what I mean😏
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, well the way he was dressed, it was like he was asking for it
@chickenridingcow, plot twist: bartender took advantage of the guy
NEVER MAKE A BET WITH A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!
@Duke Of SamJax, AHAAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAA -drops dead
@Bag Of Candy, INCONCIVEABLE
@The Cactus Demon, you keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think i means
@Bag Of Candy, but... I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE AND NOW I CANT THINK. INCONCIVEABLE
@Duke Of SamJax, only slightly more known, never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Old joke: I was at a party and had lost my watch. I was looking for it and ended up finding it ten minutes later, but some guy was stepping on it. As he stood on my watch, he was sexually harassing a young woman. So I walked up to him and punched him square in the face. Nobody does that to a girl. Not on MY watch.
@D0N RAM0N, Really? Did you really just make that joke
@TasteMySquanch, I don't think that word means what you think it means
@patrickcranley13, It means what you think it means.
And the award for "Bring Back Faith to Humanity" goes to...
Put Molly in her drink and she O.E.N.O. it, bartender switched our drinks and I.O.E.N.O it
I hope a phone call to the police also happened
Have you ever heard of Plato arostotle socroties.... Morons
I would have then involved the police. Scum like that make me sick.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
Plot twist: She ended up raping him.
*sniff* can I smell bullshjt?
@Superior Cotton, I dunno. Can you?
@Superior Cotton, no, but does this rag smell like chloroform?
Plot twist he's her husband and she won't take her medicine any other way
But what if he spent the last few years building up an immunity to roofies?
This really happened! ....
Not all heroes wear capes
Yeah, that happened.