Oh my freakin God, as if I couldn't have said my rant soon enough!
@Lord Heresy, This would actually take talent to ride downhill.
I honestly don't see what's so funny! It's clearly a hipster environmental hover board! *smokes out of grandfathers pipe.*
If it works, it ain't stupid
*can't move forward*
@giggybiggy, works well with old crutches (use as all season ski poles) to move you forward when stuck on flat or inclined surfaces
This item is gonna go downhill
All i can think of is that thibg can poke someone's bum hole
@Juggy, then you can sh1t it directly over to the trash heap.
After trying one of those "hover boards" I'd still rather walk...
It won't catch on fire
@Jerry McGhoulberry, the good ones don't it's the cheap ass ones that people pay a couple hundred bucks for build with shjtty lithium ion battery's that cause them to go up in flames if you spend $600-$1k on one you won't have that problem.
I've seen " hover boards " cheaper than that
I never rode one of these, but I don't think calling them hover boards is justice. I meam, it's not hovering, at all. Unless manufacturers intend on calling literally hovering boards "actual hovering boards", these broken little fire/trip traps shall be named 'Scoot Board'.
@ JCLEMZ, looks like someone liked their Christmas present so much they got offended at my non-offensive opinion.
I'm still a bit peeved that people call them "hoverboards". What part of it hovers? Because to me, it doesn't look like it hovers. It just looks like half a segway.
Non-electric hoverboard, works best downhill.*
I would still use it. You just have to push